I already have my tickets and am steeling myself for an afternoon of exquisite discomfort sucking back various excruciatingly savage and possibly life-threatening sauces and salsas. Did I mention that I won last year's raffle for a basketful of sauces from The Capsaicin Cartel? Yeah, I did that.
And I'm looking forward to see what Ottawa's Haico Krijgsman has invented since:
Yeah, it should be fun. Until about 24 hours later. Possibly less.