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Dear Lorrie:

Yeah, about that, Lorrie ...

I'm just trying to be helpful.

AFTERSNARK: Keep in mind that the Lorrie Goldstein who openly doxxed the family of the recent Toronto shooter, with absolutely no evidence whatsoever about who he was or his background, is the same Lorrie Goldstein who has witnessed Faith Goldy's behaviour for years and is apparently still not prepared to draw any firm conclusions about her.

Go figure.

BONUS JUXTAPOSE: It doesn't get more ironic than these two tweets appearing next to one another when one does the appropriate Twitter search:

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File under "Blog posts that did not age well":

Wait for it ... wait for it ... wait for it ...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'm just going to leave this here:

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Right-wing provocateur Alex Jones explicitly threatens Robert Mueller:

and still has a verified Twitter account with 820K followers.

I, on the other hand, was permanently suspended from Twitter for calling the execrable Senator Denise Batters a "twatwaffle."

Make of that what you will.

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You keep using that word "unapologetic" ...

For someone who insists that he's "unapologetic" ...

... Derek Fildebrandt sure seems to spend a lot of time, you know, apologizing:

Yeah, that must suck.

Gosh, being tossed for your political beliefs ... I have no idea how that must feel. Oh, wait ...

Well, that flirtation with lucidity didn't last long.

Wherein former PCPO candidate and ex-Rebeler Andrew Lawton realizes he doesn't need to hide the batshit fucking crazy any more:

 

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Pot. Kettle.

And speaking of apologizing for stuff you insist you don't remember ...

Yeah, that's awkward.

Dear Michelle: Fuck off.

Wherein perpetually whiny, culture-of-victimhood martyr Michelle Rempel tells a Liberal cabinet minister to "grow a pair," then hilariously suggests that it's the other party's fault for misinterpreting what she meant:

Similarly, when I tell Michelle to "fuck off," I hope she doesn't misconstrue either of the salient words "fuck" or "off." That would be unfortunate.

The "batshit information fringe."

Just gonna leave this right here. I'm sure you'll understand why.

AFTERSNARK: Oh, my.

DOUBLE PLUS GOOD AFTERSNARK: I have no idea who I'm supposed to be cheering for here:

It's almost like he never left.

Having been handed his doughy, pock-marked, despicably racist ass by the electorate in London West, ex-Rebeler Andrew Lawton realizes that despicable racism is really his only marketable skill.

The presence of despicable racist Candice Malcolm is simply a bonus.

AFTERSNARK: I remember the crack, secret, elite, secret and crack investigative reporter Andrew Lawton as if it was just yesterday:

Yeah, those were good times, with Andrew "Inspector Gadget" Lawton playing an actual journalist on the Intertoobz.