Chronicles of Twatrick: And the interest keeps piling up ...

Nothing really new to report on another monthly interestversary, but it's worth calculating at least a ballpark figure as to the extent of Patrick's soul-crushing debt to me.

From back in August 2021, the associated judge did the arithmetic and came up with:

Now, if we take that outstanding amount and ask Google what the situation is today ...  oh, dear ...

 

In all fairness, not long after the judge published her arithmetic, I did manage to forcibly wrest from Patrick (via a collections order) a few thousand dollars before he closed his credit union account to keep me from taking any more, so a more accurate accounting suggests he is on the hook to me for about $125,000 -- an amount going up by several hundred dollars per month.

It's also amusing to ponder the fact that, since Patrick clearly has no intention of ever paying me anything and continues to keep running and hiding, it's not unreasonable to think about how much he will owe me when he turns 50, and it's easy enough to ask Google to calculate that:

That's right ... Patrick's 50-year birthday present will be to understand that he will owe me in the neighbourhood of $170,000, so it remains to be seen if he can dodge, weave and evade long enough to run up that kind of bill.

Check back in five years, I guess.

P.S. Quite separate from what he owes me, Patrick would still have to independently pay some $25,000 to get out of bankruptcy -- those two debts are entirely unrelated, so Patrick is currently in debt to the tune of about $150,000. Interesting, as I remember the old days when Patrick was quite keen to talk smack about me and openly challenged me to try to do something about his malicious defamation:

Yeah, that didn't work out that well for Patrick, did it?

GOOD LORD, but if you want to truly appreciate Patrick's slimy dishonesty, someone pointed me at this recent Twitter post from Patrick, crowing about how Mark Carney's name allegedly appears in the Epstein files:

 If you blow up that second screenshot, you see:

 

which looks suspicious given that trailing comma since that suggests that Google wasn't finished explaining it, so I decided to ask Google the same question, and it should surprise you not in the slightest that Patrick chopped off the rest of that sentence:

 

 

This is the sort of sleaziness that has resulted in Patrick owing tons of cash for malicious defamation.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Ah, the irony.

This would be the massively-indebted undischarged bankrupt, financial fugitive and basement-dwelling soft core porn author Patrick "Super Quintuple Threat Chick Magnet" Ross, suggesting that people who publicly misrepresent others should be hit with a judgment that would scare them straight:

 

 

I assume I do not have to explain the irony.

P.S. I am still interested in any recent sightings of Patrick, especially in the area of Casa Ross in Lloydminster, where it appears he has taken up residence in the basement. Any photos of vehicles in the driveway or on the street would be appreciated. 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Not exactly an evil genius.

One of my many Patrick Ross-related confidential informants (CIs) informs me that undischarged bankrupt and man in desperate need of validation Patrick Ross did something rather revealing in a recent one of Patrick's unwatched and unwatchable YouTube podcasts:

 

(It's unclear why Patrick invests the time it takes to create these boring screeeds when they typically get -- as you can see -- all of 28 views over 11 hours, many of those by my CIs who have vowed to track his YouTube inanity. But ... onward.)

The revealing bit is that, starting at the 3-minute mark for about 15 seconds, Patrick compares the attention received by others as opposed to (his words exactly), "a guy recording in the basement in Grande Prairie ...".

Um ... wut?

What a fascinating disclosure, coming as it is out of nowhere and having nothing to do with the topic of the podcast. Is there any question that Patrick is referring to himself, and hoping the viewer accepts that bizarre reveal?  I think it's obvious that Patrick is desperately trying to misdirect the viewer into thinking that he's in Grande Prairie, Alberta, and here's why.

First, why would Patrick use such an explicit and informative description, rather than simply refer to himself as, say, "a guy recording a podcast in a basement"? What informative value does it bring to the video to describe the location of the basement as being in Grande Prairie? None, suggesting he's only throwing that in there to mislead.

More to the point, given that Patrick has spent the last decade frantically trying to avoid creditors and process servers, why would he generously now tell everyone where he is? Answer: Because it's simply not true.

Finally, if one were to believe Patrick that he is in Grande Prairie and in a basement, one would naturally assume that it's because he's renting someone's basement so he can continue working there. But that flies in the face of everything you see in the screenshot above, which clearly shows a basement furnished with the type of juvenile sports paraphernalia you would expect would have been collected over the years by Patrick and his late and unlamented father; in other words, in a basement at Casa Ross in Lloydminster, Saskatchewan. But if Patrick wants to play this silly game, then let's play it with him.

I invite all of my CIs in both Lloydminster and Grande Prairie to be on the lookout for Patrick, so we can resolve this one way or the other. Keep on the lookout for Patrick, and report back and we'll settle this mystery one way or the other. And as for Patrick's feeble attempt at misdirection, well, he's never really been an evil genius, has he? 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Oh, what fresh hell is this?

Courtesy of one of my many, many confidential informants, here's quite the thread over on Twitter about 44-year-old undischarged bankrupt and social pariah Patrick "Super Duper Nexus Quintuple Threat High School Chick Magnet" Ross. This series of tweets:

 

 

strongly suggests what I already suspected -- that Patrick is now holed up in the basement at Casa Ross in Lloydminster, SK and surviving on the relentlessly waning generosity of his evolutionarily-stunted siblings.

In any event, knowing where he is now is going to make some of my plans for him much, much easier.

P.S. I've been told on a number of occasions that other parties are trying to serve Patrick with legal filings. Well, now's your chance given the compelling evidence that he's now living in the basement at Casa Ross. And I think it would be entertaining to have his sibling(s) have to deal with the occasional process server.

P.P.S. Given how Patrick appears to be living out of his late parents' basement, it's always possible that he's working somewhere in Saskatchewan, so I'm definitely interested in any information about where Patrick is hanging out these days and if/where he's employed. 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Cranking up the surveillance.

Trying to make up for lost time after being so quiet on this topic and, while I've mentioned this earlier, I'm going to emphasize that, for reasons I don't want to get into just yet, I want any interested and helpful parties to do whatever they can to keep tabs on undischarged bankrupt and financial fugitive Patrick Ross. This can include physical drive-bys of Casa Ross in Lloydminster (complete with photos of vehicles and license plates if possible), perusing Patrick's postings on various social media and so on. I will, however, explain at least a little of why I'm particularly interested in clarifying Patrick's location these days. 

Long-time followers might remember that Patrick once filed a ridiculous and meritless defamation lawsuit against me, and has subsequently avoided moving it forward, and the reason for that seems obvious. In all of Patrick's legal filings, he's listed his address for legal service as (you guessed it) the address of Casa Ross in Lloydminster, even when he was working in northern Alberta and was rarely in Lloydminster to receive service.

The Court typically frowns on plaintiffs who supply a bogus address for service, and I suspect the reason Patrick is reluctant to move his idiotic action forward is that he's well aware that, the instant he tried, I would insist that he provide the Court with a valid and proper address where he could be served. This issue is suddenly more relevant given that Patrick seems to have relocated back to Lloydminster and is living at Casa Ross, and I'm sure he really doesn't want the Court to know that. Which is exactly why I want to confirm that one way or the other.

In short, my speculation is that if Patrick has moved back to the Lloyd, he really doesn't want that to become public knowledge as it would make it easier to serve legal papers on him. Hence, why I'm asking my long-suffering followers to keep their eyes open -- especially those in Lloydminster who might see him around town, perhaps at his regular haunts like the Canadian Brewhouse.

Anyway, if there are any sightings of Patrick, either leave a comment or drop me an email at canadiancynic@yahoo.ca. Thank you kindly.

P.S. Patrick really needs some better head shots for his YouTube videos:

 

 

P.P.S. It occurs to me that I recall there were other parties who were trying to serve Patrick with legal documents. If anyone is still trying to do that and is willing to make another attempt, why not try to serve him at Casa Ross? It seems pretty clear that someone is living there, and any attempt to serve Patrick at that address is guaranteed to be informative -- even if Patrick doesn't answer, whoever answers will have to disclose whether Patrick lives there, or insist that he doesn't. Either way, that's useful information.

Chronicles of Twatrick: The strangeness of Casa Ross.

There is something just a bit curious about what is happening with "Casa Ross," the Lloydminster residential property that belong(s/ed) to the late and minimally-lamented Ken Ross. Daddy Ross passed away in June of 2023, which means it's closing in on three years that that property should have been disposed of pursuant to whatever was in the will. And yet, after all this time, it seems that the Ross clan is still squatting there, which inspires the question -- what are the plans for that property? Or have they even decided?

There are four siblings (including Patrick) and, from what I've heard, every one of them could really, really use their share of the proceeds from the sale of the house. And yet, there it remains, with regular visitors from the Ross clan:

 

 

Now, it's entirely possible that there is some sort of agreement that the house will be transferred to one of those gormless hillbillies, but what will the rest of them get to make up for that? Is it possible that the Ross clan is putting off trying to sell the property because they're trying to figure out how to protect it from me (given Patrick's massive debt to me)?

So far, one can only speculate, but that's why I'm asking my collection of confidential informants to keep their eyes out for things like a "For Sale" sign going up, or Patrick suddenly appearing to have moved elsewhere, that sort of thing. At some point, one would think that that passel of yahoos is going to have to make a decision, and I want to be as forewarned and forearmed when they do.

In any event, if anything interesting happens, drop me a note, and I'll see what I can do with it. 

Chronicles of Twatrick: It's nice to have confidential informants.

Courtesy of yet another of my confidential informants, it appears that a recent visitor to Casa Ross in Lloydminster is Patrick's brother Chris:

 

I wonder if Patrick realizes he's pissed off so many people over the years that I have an entire army willing to keep tabs on him for me.

BONUS TRACK: This is actually pretty funny (and mostly accurate).