Jordan Peterson gets his literary comeuppance.

Oh, man, this is such a delicious defenestration of Dr. Jordan Peterson. It's truly inconceivable that people take that self-obsessed colostomy bag as seriously as they do.

It's the big 4-0 for Lord Baron Twatrick von Loadenhosen.

(It's a couple days early but ... what the heck.)

It's hard to believe that it's been over a decade since Lloydminster's Patrick Ross was ordered by an Ontario court to pay me $85,000 (plus ever-since accruing interest) for maliciously defaming me online. And in all that time, he has effectively paid me nothing, which -- by my latest calculations adding up the initial judgment and costs, plus interest and subsequent cost awards -- puts his debt to me at approximately $112,000 (and still going up at a modest but inexorable two per cent per year).

It is an interesting history involving Patrick, starting with his contemptuously ignoring a properly served Statement of Claim back in 2010 (to which Patrick chose not to defend or even reply), after which I applied for and received a default judgment against him, whereupon followed years of Patrick dodging process servers, ignoring court orders, refusing to provide legally-required undertakings, filing for personal bankruptcy and subsequently so blatantly refusing to live up to his bankruptcy-required obligations that I applied for -- and was awarded -- a ruling that Patrick was no longer protected by bankruptcy, whereupon my full original 2010 judgment (plus all costs and interest) is now fully enforceable, waiting only on the formality of getting my Ontario judgment registered in Saskatchewan, at which time the collection will commence with the assistance of the Saskatchewan Sheriffs Department (or whatever they call them).

Turning 40 is normally an opportunity to look back, savour all you've accomplished in life and ponder future goals. With Patrick, well, it would appear that that involves still living at home, unless hanging out in hotel rooms in Grande Prairie while posting lengthy and mostly-unwatched YouTube videos about mixed martial arts or video games:

From his latest Facebook postings, it appears that Patrick is indeed in Grande Prairie, Alberta, employed in some capacity, which means there will at least be some income for me to extract from him upon registration of the judgment. In any event, come Thursday, Patrick will turn 40, and one wonders if he will reflect on how things came to this.

JUXTAPOSE!

Undischarged bankrupt who has consistently refused to take responsibility for his actions and pay his debts will now lecture others on a proper work ethic:

As Ezra always said, never let a horrifying human tragedy go to waste.

Rancidly racist and anti-Indigenous Rebel News mentions the mass grave of children at a Canadian residential school:

just long enough to turn it into a fundraiser:

And just what kind of huckster is such a vile, execrable piece of human garbage as to so blatantly profit off of the misery of others? Oh, right ...

Carry on, then.

Well, that concern over murdered Muslims didn't last long.

Unsurprisingly, Rebel News' responsibility to cover actual news lasted all of about two days -- as long as was necessary to decide they just weren't interested in a horrific hate crime:

 

Now, where were we ... oh, right ...

There's no whore like a life-long whore.

Right-wing hack Dinesh D'Souza admits he agreed to speak at Mike Lindell's freedom rally in exchange for a free pair of pajamas and a used BarcaLounger:

Not to be outdone, Rebel News' Sheila Gunn Reid announces she can be had for a 6-pack of Moosehead and two tins of Skoal chewing tobacco.

How much of a loser must you be ...

... when the highlight of your year is being a speaker at a Mike Lindell rally?

JUXTAPOSE!

Rebel News: "It's critically important that the citizens of Canada, in order to protect their precious freedoms and liberties and libertudinous freedomry and freedolicious libertapaloozas, gather unmasked with others for socializing!"

Also Rebel News: "How dare Jason Kenney gather unmasked with others for socializing?"

(Wag of the tail to recent commenter who inspired the above brilliant witticism.)

There are no words ...

Um ...

Jonathan's mother is the talentless, transphobic, despicable piece of human garbage Barbara Kay so ... yeah.

Yeah, about those burning bridges ...

One of the most amusing aspects of the all-consuming dumpster fire/train wreck that is Rebel News is the unshakeable determination of Obergruppenfuhrer Ezra Levant to burn every last bridge so that his remaining core demographic are racists, bigots, Islamophobes, anti-Semites, lunatics, crackpots, Western separatists and the population of Red Deer, Alberta. How else to explain his obsession with utterly alienating every single group he once depended on for all that dosh?

Here's Ezra trashing the shit out of Ontario premier Doug Ford:

Here's Ezra making it clear that Alberta premier Jason Kenney can go suck a tailpipe:

And the less said about the smoldering disaster that is the CPC, the better:

You'd think that, after a while, Ezra might look around and wonder, "Gee, where did everyone go?" But that would require some self-examination, and we all know that ain't happening.

Der Rebel: Sure, let's talk about violence.

You know, every time that someone at Ezra Levant's boutique news outlet and white robe and hood laundromat whinges on about "leftist violence," it's worth remembering that Rebel's own Australian correspondent Avi Yemini:

once brutally assaulted his wife with a cutting board:

So, you know, shut the fuck up.

JUXTAPOSE!

Do I really have to explain this?

Rebel News: All the news that's fit to ignore.

A polite observation that, as of this morning, Wednesday, June 9, no one at Rebel News has seen fit to write about the man who horrifically mowed down a family of Muslims with his pickup truck, killing four of them:

On the other hand, David Menzies and Dobby the House Elf will shriek inconsolably about politicians having dinner:

Priorities, baby. Priorities.

COMING SOON: Rebel News' "Fight the Fines" campaign -- the most perfect grift ever?