Friday, August 28, 2026

Chronicles of Twatrick: You keep using those words "ongoing" and "continuous" ...

Just to follow up on yesterday's post where I pointed out how Patrick invariably misreads the law, he very unwisely put in a letter to my lawyer his assurance that, upon losing my recent Rule 4.33 Application, he would refile the same ignorant swill based on his (mis)understanding that he could defeat Alberta's 2-year limitation period by magically claiming that, in Canada, defamation can be considered ongoing and continuous and thus not subject to limitation periods:

 


 


 

First, appreciate Patrick's mind-boggling stupidity in admitting, in writing, that "more than four years have passed." It is difficult to comprehend the level of dumbth of someone who is preparing to argue limitation periods, then proceeds to open with a written admission that he is well beyond it.

However, once again, I convinced Google to weigh in and asked about the wisdom of claiming "ongoing" and "continuous" defamation in the context of a Rule 4.33 dismissal and, once again, Google came through:

 


 

I particularly recommend the last point, which points out that the courts have little patience with "artful pleading" as a way to get around the fact that one's claims are wildly out of time.

Finally, as I said before, Patrick is free to file a new action if he thinks he's identified the basis for a claim within two years of his filing date, but if he thinks he can just grab everything from four or more years ago and drag it forward, he is most likely going to be disappointed. 

AFTERSNARK: Note well that, for Patrick to file another lawsuit, he cannot just claim defamation or harassment within the last two years, but also that those claims are "entirely new and distinct." That is, they cannot be simple repetitions that were already dismissed by my Rule 4.33 Application.

I mention this since I suspect this is what Patrick is going to try; that is, to claim that, for whatever reason, his clearly old and out-of-date claims can somehow be brought forward as part of his new lawsuit. It seems clear that he can't do that, but I'm predicting that that is exactly what he is going to do. I also predict that he will do it on his own because his current lawyer will refuse to sign his name to such nonsense.

BY THE WAY, you just know that Patrick is going to brag that he knows how to get around the 2-year limitation period. I will remind you that Patrick was equally confident that he was going to defeat my Rule 4.33 Application. Patrick has a long history of promising victory, then getting punished by the Court. I don't see this being any different.

Thursday, August 27, 2026

Chronicles of Twatrick: Misreading the law yet again.

In Patrick's letter of July 18 to my lawyer, Patrick insists that Alberta's standard 2-year limitation period magically does not apply to him because he sees my alleged defamation (or intimidation or harassment or whatever) as "continuous" and "ongoing": 

 

 

As I have suggested before, Patrick has a talent for perusing the law, hopelessly misunderstanding what he reads, and pontificating wildly incorrectly and inaccurately so, as I've done before, I asked Google specifically whether a Rule 4.33 dismissal can be overruled and a dismissed lawsuit refiled by claiming "ongoing" damage or injury based on earlier claims. Uh, no:

 

 

Note well that Patrick is perfectly free to file a new lawsuit if he can identify "New Distinct Events or Causes" that occurred within the applicable 2-year limitation period (in this case, since late August of 2024), and that's perfectly reasonable and I have no problem with that. But it seems clear that the Court will have little patience with Patrick pointing at stuff that is more than four years old and insisting that it's still fair game.

P.S. It is amusing that, in that very paragraph at the top, Patrick openly concedes that he was suing me for stuff that happened over four years ago. When the time comes, I will definitely be placing that admission before the Court to establish that Patrick accepts that his claims are now out of time.

Sometimes, Patrick is his own worst enemy. 

BONUS TRACK: "Google, could refiling a 4.33-dismissed lawsuit be considered abuse of process?"

 


 

I draw your attention to the second point above, where Patrick's many, many years of arrogance and contempt of court orders would be used against him.

Sometimes, Patrick is his own worst enemy. 

Chronicles of Twatrick: The OSB has no interest in Patrick.

Recent commenter wonders why I don't send a record of Patrick's latest antics to Canada's federal Office of the Superintendent of Bankruptcy (OSB), and the answer is ... they don't give the slightest shit about Patrick or what he is up to. Let me explain.

The OSB is the federal agency that handles the top-level infrastructure of bankruptcies across the country, but it does not concern itself with riding herd on individual bankrupts; that job is left to the bankrupt's trustee, through which one files for bankruptcy in the first place.

To file for personal bankruptcy in Canada, you must locate a licensed insolvency trustee, you pay them a registration fee, they get you into bankruptcy and, after that, they are responsible for seeing that you fulfill your obligations under the bankruptcy regime until your discharge. So it's the trustee that supervises a bankrupt, not the OSB in general. And how is it that Patrick has screwed this up so thoroughly?

Almost immediately after filing for bankruptcy in December of 2012, Patrick failed to honour his responsibilities as a bankrupt, to the point where his trustee discharged itself from his file in disgust, leaving Patrick in the very unusual position of being an undischarged bankrupt without a trustee, a true rarity.

And that is where Patrick remains to this day -- personally bankrupt and not even having a trustee to supervise him. And based on a conversation I had a while back with an official from the OSB, they have no interest in pursuing Patrick since, from their perspective, if Patrick wants to remain a bankrupt for the rest of his life, that is entirely his choice and the OSB is fine with leaving him there.

Said OSB official did admit that it is highly unusual for someone to be so monumentally unconcerned about being a bankrupt so as to remain that way for 14 years and for the foreseeable future, but if someone has such a spectacularly vacuous and meaningless life that being bankrupt doesn't really matter that much to them, that is entirely their decision.

And that is where Patrick Ross finds himself today -- 45 years old, does not own a home, does not run his own business, most likely cannot rent his own apartment, and working as a total transient in the oil patch as a "swamper" and, on top of all that, owing me over $125,000 (and climbing), with every indication that he is going to remain that way for years to come.

Patrick used to brag that he was totally the baddest d00d on the Intertoobz and that you did not want to mess with him. What he is today is a homeless, bankrupt, massively indebted, morbidly obese 45-year-old financial fugitive, perpetually wondering when he will make that first mistake that will allow me to seize whatever assets he has. And one more thing.

Based on Patrick's Conditional Discharge Order (CDO) from his bankruptcy hearing, and how little he's paid off from that CDO, for Patrick to get out of bankruptcy, he would have to pay off the outstanding amount, which I estimate to be around $25,000 (plus an approximate $2,000 trustee registration fee). But even if Patrick came up with that and escaped from bankruptcy, that would affect in no way what he owes me since, a few years back, I successfully filed to have Patrick's stay of protection against me lifted. What that means is that what Patrick owes me is not linked to his bankruptcy; rather, it is just a regular debt unaffected by Patrick's bankruptcy status.

In other words, for Patrick to get his life back to normal, he would want to get out of bankruptcy ($27,000) and pay me what he owes me (call it $125,000). That's over $150,000, which is kind of embarrassing for the baddest d00d on the Intertoobz. But this is now Patrick's life, and I don't see it changing any time soon. 

Wednesday, August 26, 2026

Chronicles of Twatrick: Exceptions to Alberta's 2-year limitation period.

Undischarged bankrupt Patrick Ross has gloated publicly that he is not bound by Alberta's 2-year limitation period for suing people as he has found an exception that has oddly eluded every other human being on the planet.

Google is happy to describe every exception available to someone looking to defeat Alberta's 2-year limitation period:

 


While none of those appear to apply here, anyone who attended last week's Rule 4.33 hearing might remember Patrick's lawyer hysterically arguing that Patrick was in such crippling fear of me and so debilitatingly paralyzed by terror that he should be considered "disabled." The judge effectively told Patrick's lawyer to fuck off and stop being such a yammering asshole.

In any event, it doesn't look like Patrick can count on any of the above. 

Chronicles of Twatrick: The clarity of the limitation period.

In case anyone needs to know the exact Alberta legislation that prevents Patrick from refiling his now-dead 2022 lawsuit, one can consult Section 3(1) of the Alberta Consolidated Statutes:


 

I don't think this can be any clearer -- if more than two years have gone by since you learned (or should have learned) of a possible claim and did nothing about it, the defendant is "entitled to immunity from liability in respect of the claim." I don't see any ambiguity there, and since Patrick listed all of those claims in his lawsuit back in August of 2022, that means nothing in his now-dead lawsuit can be used as the basis for a new claim.

Nothing. 

Having said that, however, I predict that Patrick will once again dig through the statutes, totally misread all the important stuff, and insist that he has found a loophole that everyone else has mysteriously overlooked. 

Let's watch. 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Patrick's immediate refiling problems.

While I wait for official service of Patrick's refiling of his now-dismissed 2022 lawsuit, it's worth summarizing the issues he will have to deal with before we even get into dealing with the (lack of) merit of this new action, much of it stemming from Patrick's many years of refusing to pay my original judgment, refusing to pay numerous cost awards, and refusing to obey court orders for well over a decade.

Let's start with the obvious fact that Patrick is trying to simply refile an action that was already tossed because Patrick was too arrogant and lazy to move it along, and I already showed that the Court is not impressed with that kind of behaviour:

 


 

Next, appreciate that the complaints in Patrick's dismissed lawsuit are now all at least four years old and out of time based on Alberta's limitations period. 

Patrick's next problem is whether he is even entitled to file lawsuits, being an undischarged bankrupt without a trustee who is years in arrears with the Office of the Superintendent of Bankruptcy in terms of payments and reporting, and whose bankruptcy trustee discharged himself way back in February of 2014 due to Patrick's arrogant refusal to honour his legal obligations as a bankrupt.

Next, there is the fact that Patrick currently owes me over $125,000, and has made it clear that he has no intention of ever paying that; I'm fairly sure the Court will find that that factors into whether he should be allowed to file even more actions against me without clearing off his debt to me.

Finally(?), I can assure you that, when Patrick files that new action, I will file to require Patrick to put up significant security for costs so that, if I win, I will not have to chase him to collect my costs award. And given Patrick's long history of refusing to pay costs awards, I suspect I will have little trouble convincing the Court that Patrick needs to hand over a pile of money before any of this gets started.

So note well all of the roadblocks in Patrick's way -- it's not clear which issue I would choose to raise with the Court first, given that there are so many of them to choose from. And I suspect I haven't even listed them all. 

BONUS TRACK: Once again, I asked Google about the reality of refiling a lawsuit that was previously dismissed via Rule 4.33 and, while Google AI is not an official source of legislation, this summary is fairly savage about how difficult it is to do what Patrick is going to try:

 


 

And remember, that doesn't even take into account Patrick's history of refusing to pay court-ordered costs, and his massive debt to me.

TO SUMMARIZE, there are a number of grounds on which I can ask the Court to throw out Patrick's refiling of his now-dismissed lawsuit, only one of which has to succeed. The obvious order to argue these points would be:

  1. It is nothing more than a refiling of his now-dead lawsuit, and we all know what the Court thinks of those (see above).
  2. He is an undischarged bankrupt without a trustee and years in arrears with his obligations under bankruptcy, which should immediately disqualify him from filing anything.
  3. He has a history of refusing to pay court-ordered costs and my judgment.
  4. He currently owes me over $125,000 and has been found by more than one judge to be totally uninterested in paying off this debt.
  5. In the alternative, if none of the above is persuasive, I can easily make the argument that, given Patrick's refusal to pay costs awards, he must put up significant security for costs before this refiling can continue.

I believe I can put all of the above in a single filing, and the Court is free to pick whichever argument they think is the most persuasive. Again, only one of those arguments has to convince the Court.

Tuesday, August 25, 2026

Chronicles of Twatrick: New incoming perjury?

As a lead-in, read the previous post, which represents my opinion that Patrick committed perjury in his Affidavit related to my recent Rule 4.33 Application.

 


 

And given that Patrick has already announced in writing that he will be refiling that same lawsuit, this raises an obvious question.

Now that I've identified potential perjury on Patrick's part, will his new Affidavit suddenly no longer contain those claims? It will be truly fascinating if Patrick's redone Affidavit has quietly had his possible perjury deleted from it.

I guess we just have to wait and see.

P.S. As I mentioned earlier, I have already fired off an e-mail to the Alberta Crown Prosecutor, asking for the details on how to ask that office to file perjury charges against Patrick. 

NEW DEVELOPMENT: I just got off the phone with the Grande Prairie detachment of the RCMP, where I have opened a file regarding wanting to have Patrick Ross charged with perjury.

Also, I uploaded said Affidavit to Google Drive, where it should be publicly viewable here. I don't imagine the average reader will be able to immediately identify obvious lies by Patrick, that's something I'm pretty sure I would have to do, but if something jumps out at you, leave a comment.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Yes, it's perjury.

As a followup to my previous post where I identified two absolutely blatant lies from the recent affidavit of Patrick Ross, I asked Google whether lying on a sworn affidavit in a civil case constituted perjury, and Google AI left no doubt:

 


 

Let's consider the details of the above.

First, if you make a false statement in a sworn civil affidavit, it still requires two properties to rise to the level of perjury:

  1. You made the false statement knowingly, and
  2. You made the false statement intending to mislead the Court.

I think we can all agree that the above perfectly represents the two claims of Patrick's in the previous blog post. Regarding his first claim, Patrick absolutely knew that:

  1. He had done nothing to "actively" try to overturn my default judgment of 2010, and
  2. He knew there was no possibility of doing that, anyway, given the passage of time.

In short, Patrick knowingly lied, and he did it with the intent of misleading the Court. The same can be said of his claim that I "instructed" people to track Patrick from his father's funeral -- I have searched my entire blog archives for the word "funeral" and I have found nothing that even remotely corresponds to my instructing anyone to do that, so that is another blatant lie. So far, then, we seem to have established that Patrick committed perjury.

Moving on to the next point from Google AI, such perjury is "a serious indictable crime, even if the civil case is not affected by the lie." So one cannot excuse perjury by saying simply, "Hey, it made no difference in the outcome of the case." Yes, I won my Rule 4.33 Application, but Patrick apparently still committed perjury.

As for the penalties, well, up to 14 years in prison. So maybe it's time to collect all of Patrick's lies from his recent affidavit, and ask the Court to find that he committed perjury. As you can see, I've already found two obvious lies and I've barely started looking through all 57 pages of it.

Stay tuned. 

P.S. You are invited to read the actual legislation regarding perjury here

BONUS TRACK: In Canada, private citizens such as myself cannot file charges of perjury; that must be done either through the police or the Crown Prosecutor, so I just now sent off an e-mail to the Alberta Crown Prosecution Service asking to chat with someone about having Patrick charged with perjury.

Again, if you don't think Patrick committed perjury, I recommend reading the legislation carefully.

ANOTHER LIE: It took me under a minute to identify another of Patrick's lies; here, he accuses me of directly contacting his former employer, Fluidpro:

 


 

I did no such thing; rather, I reproduce the opening of one of my 2025 blog posts:



 

which makes it absolutely clear that someone else (a commenter on my blog) checked in at Fluidpro, not me, and I was simply reporting on what they learned. I'm guessing that I will find lie after lie in Patrick's affidavit given time.

ONE MORE EXAMPLE: I wasn't sure what to do with this one as it is so weird, but this has all the signs of another lie from Patrick. Patrick has on occasion insisted that simply asking others to help me locate Patrick so I can collect what he owes me is tantamount to hiring unlicensed debt collectors and unlicensed skip tracers, in violation of Alberta law. Here is how Patrick described it in his affidavit:

 


 

Patrick's claim is, of course, obvious nonsense, but what's fascinating is that he opens that paragraph by insisting that he was "advised by counsel" that his position was valid.

I find it difficult to believe that Patrick's lawyer would have advised him that way; any sane lawyer would know that I have every right to ask people for assistance in locating Patrick, so it may be that Patrick's lawyer gets dragged into this to testify as to whether he actually advised Patrick as above. 

P.S. Make sure you understand that my objection to paragraph 24 is not Patrick's utterly insane legal interpretation, but his claim that he was "advised by counsel" that his position was legally defensible. So a question for you legal eagles out there: Is there some special significance in a filing if you claim that you were advised by counsel on some issue? Must you have actually been advised by counsel, or can you just use that qualifier whenever you want to sound important? 

ADDENDUM: For what it's worth, when I asked Google about this last bit, here's what it had to say:

 

 

So, yes, for Patrick to have used that qualifier, it must be true that his counsel actually gave him that advice which, honestly, is difficult to believe because it's such nonsense.

HOLY CRAP, I JUST NOTICED THIS ...  

 


 

So if this is to be believed, Patrick insists that even before the hearing on August 20, he had instructed his lawyer to begin the paperwork to set aside my 2010 default judgment (despite the utter impossibility of that). I think Patrick's lawyer is going to get dragged into this, and will have to clarify what he did and did not tell Patrick, and what Patrick told him. 

EVEN MORE ... regarding Patrick's contention that he is actively working to set aside my 2010 default judgment, Patrick knows full well that that is legally impossible as he was told so in 2021 by a Saskatchewan judge when I filed to register my original judgment in that province. Here's paragraph 16 of that 2021 ruling:

 


 

Note well the clear and unambiguous finding of the judge: "The Judgment is final, ...". Patrick received this ruling so he has known for five years that there is no legal avenue for him to set aside that judgment; thus, his claim that he is actively working to set it aside is knowingly false and was made to mislead the Court.

Monday, August 24, 2026

Chronicles of Twatrick: The lies of Patrick Ross.

In the next few days, I plan on uploading to Google Drive the full Application and Affidavit of Patrick Ross related to my recent Rule 4.33 Application, and inviting any and all to peruse their contents and identify the blatant lies within, as I plan on having an entire section in my own inevitable filing devoted exclusively to Patrick's rancid dishonesty.

As a single example, consider paragraph 7 from Patrick's recent application, where Patrick assures the Court he is "actively" working on overturning my 2010 default judgment:

 


 

First, there is not a shred of evidence that Patrick has been trying to do this -- I have received not a single filing related to that (and I will challenge him to provide the related filings). More to the point, I have on occasion explained that, anywhere in Canada, if you are found in default and a ruling is made against you, your only hope in overturning that default judgment is that (among other requirements) you must do that in an extremely timely manner, and you need to have a seriously compelling excuse for why you never dealt with the matter earlier.

It goes without saying that, now that it is 16 years after the fact, there is zero chance that Patrick could overturn that default judgment, so his claim that he was "actively" trying to do that is a painfully obvious lie.

I thought it would be useful to effectively crowdsource the identification of Patrick's lies so, unless there is a good reason, I'll be uploading both his Application and Affidavit to Google Drive and making them universally readable.

Stay tuned. 

BONUS TRACK: It's worth noting that Patrick's insistence that my 2010 lawsuit and his 2022 lawsuit are "inextricably linked" is utter nonsense and, when discovery rolls around, I am going to ask him to explain what he meant by that. And I will require him to hand over evidence that he was "actively trying" to set aside my 2010 judgment as late as this year.

ANOTHER LIE: Here's an interesting snippet from Patrick's recent Affidaviit:

 


 

I do not, at any time, recall instructing my followers to track Patrick Ross from his father's funeral, and if anyone wants to search this entire blog to locate such a post, I would love to see it. (It's worth noting that Patrick does not provide an exhibit to corroborate this claim.)

Chronicles of Twatrick: Brimming over with wrongability.

Now that Patrick is refiling his recently-disemboweled for long delay lawsuit, one of the first issues that will come to the fore is whether, as an undischarged bankrupt, he even has the legal right to be suing people. Patrick has, on numerous occasions, insisted that he has researched the law and that he is indeed entitled to do that, but it's enlightening to look at Patrick's long history of (over)confidence in his legal acumen and how all of that turned out for him.

So let's examine the history of Patrick's public confidence in his legal positions, and their end results, shall we?

  • Before 2010, Patrick bragged as to how he could defame me publicly, and I could not sue him for it. He was wrong. 
  • After I sued Patrick in 2010 for defamation, he gloated as to how I could not possibly win that action. He was wrong.
  • After I filed motions against Patrick in Alberta in 2011 and 2012, he insisted that he did not have to obey court orders to (among other things) file a Financial Statement of Debtor. He was wrong, and was found in contempt of court.
  • After Patrick filed for personal bankruptcy, he was confident that he did not have to honour his legal obligations as a new bankrupt. He was wrong, to the point where his trustee discharged himself from Patrick's file due to Patrick's arrogant non-compliance.
  • At Patrick's 2014 bankruptcy hearing, Patrick was confident that he would get an absolute discharge. He was wrong.
  • When Patrick filed a worthless appeal of his bankruptcy Conditional Discharge Order (CDO), and I filed to have it tossed as abandoned after more than three years, Patrick was sure he would win that motion. He was wrong.
  • When I filed to have Patrick removed from the protection of bankruptcy, Patrick bragged as to how he would win that motion. He was wrong.
  • When I filed to have my judgment registered in Saskatchewan in order to effect collection proceedings against Patrick, Patrick insisted that he would defeat that filing. He was wrong.
  • Most recently, Patrick openly bragged to my lawyer in writing that he would defeat my Rule 4.33 Application. And we all know how that turned out.

The lesson here is that Patrick loves to do his own legal research, then pontificate publicly about how he's sure he has a rock-solid case, only for it to implode whenever he gets to court. Which brings us to Patrick's spectacular confidence in his position that, even as an undischarged bankrupt, he can once again sue me. But let's think about that for a minute.

Patrick claims to have found case law that supports his position, but I'm willing to bet that that case law refers to undischarged bankrupts that are in what I will call "good standing"; that is, bankrupts who, while still undischarged, are honouring their legal and financial obligations, and are up to date in their reporting to the Office of the Superintendent of Bankruptcy (OSB), and are making their court-mandated payments and so on. That is, bankrupts who are following the rules.

This most emphatically does not describe Patrick, and when I raise this issue in response to his new lawsuit, I will point out that, rather than Patrick being a bankrupt in good standing, he is in fact an undischarged bankrupt whose trustee discharged himself from Patrick's file over 12 years ago due to Patrick's refusal to follow the rules; that Patrick is years behind in his mandatory reporting to the OSB; that Patrick was so delinquent in his obligations that I successfully had him removed from the protection of bankruptcy; and that due to his removal, he now owes me over $125,000.

I'm thinking that Patrick's alleged case law doesn't cover Patrick's unique circumstances of being so arrogantly contemptuous of his responsibilities as a bankrupt, and all of that will be placed before the Court to see if Patrick turns out to be any better at predicting success this time. 

BONUS TRACK: It's worth pointing out that, despite Patrick's public confidence in his position, when it comes to making that same argument before a judge, Patrick becomes mysteriously unforthcoming about his circumstances, as I once documented here.

Note well how Patrick twice had the opportunity to reveal to the judge that he did not have a trustee, but deflected both times. That transcript will absolutely be placed before the next Court at the earliest opportunity, and Patrick can explain why he was being so evasive about it.

TO SUM UP: While Patrick has publicly bragged that he has every right to refile his now-dismissed lawsuit against me and he is supremely confident that he will win that refiling, here are the numerous hurdles he will have to clear with the Court:

  • He is not only an undischarged bankrupt, but he has no trustee and he is years in arrears related to his reporting obligations and payments.
  • Due to his being removed from the protection of bankruptcy with respect to me, he owes me over $125,000.
  • He has refused to pay both my original judgment and all court-ordered cost awards for over 15 years.
  • He has clearly misled at least one judge as to his status as an undischarged bankrupt.
  • He is refiling a matter that was already dismissed due to long delay.
  • Rather than being frightened of me, Patrick has on countless occasions publicly stated how much fun he is having with filing frivolous actions, and I have dozens of screenshots to corroborate that.

I can assure my readers, all of the above is going to be placed before the Court. And if I can get corroboration that people have filed police reports against Patrick for harassment, I will absolutely add all of that as well.

DOUBLE BONUS: It's worth mentioning one more problem Patrick is going to have when he refiles his lawsuit. I posted a larger screenshot of this on an earlier post so I'll focus on just the final part, especially the final point:



 

Note the "judicial skepticism" part, wherein the Court is going to wonder why Patrick deserves another kick at the can when he spent well over three years doing nothing. And here's why this is important.

Anyone who attended the recent hearing heard another Rule 4.33 hearing, where the parties argued over what qualified as a "significant advancement," and whether that advancement was sufficient to defeat a Rule 4.33 Application. Put another way, almost all Rule 4.33 Applications start with the premise that something was done in the last three years; the dispute is over whether it was enough.

That is not what happened in my case, where it was conceded almost immediately that Patrick had done nothing for well over three years. Nothing. And the Court will reasonably wonder why Patrick is entitled to another try after clearly not advancing his own action in even the smallest way.

Rest assured, this is one of the arguments I am prepared to place before the Court -- that Patrick had gone to the trouble of filing a meritless lawsuit, then simply walked away from it. I'm guessing the Court is going to have some harsh words for Patrick on that topic. 

Sunday, August 23, 2026

Chronicles of Twatrick: The smoking guns.

I asked, and one of my loyal followers came through in a big way. In the previous blog post, I described how perpetual legal loser and apparent creepy online stalker Patrick Ross -- in his recent Affidavit -- insisted that he lived in mortal dread of me, being paralyzed with fear and on and on and dishonestly on ...

 


 

That claim is utter rubbish and, in preparing to deal with it ever coming up again, I asked others to track down and collect examples of Patrick, over the last few years, quite obviously enjoying himself and cackling gleefully over his now-annihilated lawsuit. And, man, did some of you deliver, with one steely-eyed volunteer sending me a collection of dozens of tweets of Patrick blar-har-har'ing and clearly having a splendid time.

Here is just the tiniest screenshot of a massive submission of Patrick's output:

 


There is so much more and, as you can see, Patrick's crippling fear of me is obvious from his frequent use of "laugh until you cry" emojis when tweeting about me. I honestly had no idea that there was that much, and my subsequent Affidavit will need an entire chapter solely for all of this.

I love my followers.

BONUS TRACK: This tweet of Patrick's is especially interesting:

 


 

considering that Patrick never advanced his lawsuit to the point where discovery even happened. In short, Patrick is blatantly lying about how far along his lawsuit was. 

EXTRA CRUNCHY GOODNESS: Here's a tweet that does double duty, from back in 2024. First, again with the laughing emojis showing Patrick having a knee-slapping enjoyable time with all of this but, worse for Patrick, he reproduces my suggestion from that long ago that I plan on filing to dismiss his lawsuit:

 


 

It will be amusing for Patrick to yet again insist that he is pants-pissingly terrified of me, even as he posts tweet after tweet for the last few years mocking me and obviously having a fun time doing it. 

Saturday, August 22, 2026

Chronicles of Twatrick: Lawsuit 2.0.

As I mentioned earlier, Patrick Ross has already informed my lawyer that, now that his previous ridiculous lawsuit was dismissed for unconscionably long delay, he will be refiling the same action, including all of the same claims that are now at least four years old, so I am preparing for that, and here's something for which my loyal readers can offer some assistance.

One of Patrick's most childish strategies is to whinge on and on and pathetically on about how he has been subjected to years of harassment and intimidation, and how he lives in constant fear and is paralyzed by terror and ... well, here's the relevant snippet from his recent Affidavit:

 


 

This is, of course, utter bullshit but, sadly, there are judges that are so eye-rollingly gullible as to fall for this rubbish, so my plan this time around is to put the lie to Patrick's sniveling crybaby act by establishing, with overwhelming evidence, that rather than having been traumatized by my trying to collect from him over the years, Patrick has been quite enjoying himself and bragging about what a good time he's been having.So where do I start?

Recall first the July 18 letter Patrick sent to my lawyer, reproduced in its entirety toward the bottom of this recent blog post. Even an intellectually-deficient judge should be able to see that that letter is not the work of a terrified victim, but is rather the product of an arrogant, condescending, offensive asshat who is clearly having fun. And we're just getting started.

Here's Patrick from July 3 of this year (before he was served with my Application), obviously chuckling over his own brand of infantile humour, referring to me and throwing in a few "laugh-until-you-cry" emojis -- hardly what you would expect from someone who insists that I paralyze him with fear:

 


There are, of course, more tweets like that after the filing of my Application, making it painfully clear that Patrick is not really that afraid of me, but sees all of this as a source of constant amusement.

Then, for good measure, here's a personal email that Patrick sent me inappropriately (as I was represented by counsel at the time), once again being childishly snarky and insulting, again with some knee-slapping emojis to let me know that Patrick is really quite enjoying himself:

 


 

I think you can see where I'm going with this -- the next time Patrick tries this "I life in fear for my life" bullshit, I will already have a collection of Patrick's output making it clear to even the dimmest of judges that he treats all of this as entertainment. And this is where you, my loyal readers, come in.

I want to build a serious portfolio of Patrick's works where he is so obviously gleeful over the fun he's been having with that dismissed lawsuit, so the comments section is open to leave links or screenshots to everything that falls into that category. The goal is to have an extensive part of my next Affidavit contain just Patrick giggling childishly over how much he was enjoying all of this and was never all that scared of me.

So there's your homework assignment. Have at it, while I work on it at the same time. 

P.S. If you don't want to leave a comment, email to "canadiancynic@yahoo.ca". 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Apparently, Patrick will be refiling his dismissed lawsuit.

I have already published the relevant parts of Patrick's letter of July 18, where Patrick makes it clear that upon dismissal of his long-dormant lawsuit, he would simply, "the very next day," refile all of those same claims and more:

 


 

So it looks like we're going to go through this all over again. I will have more to say about this later this weekend, when I will have some homework for my loyal readers.

P.S. Regarding the first commenter's claim of Patrick's current(?) issues with the RCMP and possible charges for criminal activity, this is a tweet from someone who appears to be from Virginia, suggesting that Patrick's potential crimes are capable of crossing international borders:

 

 

 

I find this description utterly believable since it matches perfectly Patrick's pattern of locking onto someone (ideally a female) and obsessively attacking them over the course of several months, including by using burner accounts.

In short, Patrick being charged criminally for something involving harassing or stalking would not come as a major surprise to me.