Chronicles of Twatrick: Legal victory, you say? I think not.

One of my reliable sources informs me that, yet again, undischarged bankrupt and man whistling past the graveyard Patrick "Super Nexus Chick Magnet Quintuple Threat" Ross is bragging about how he "defeated" me in a court hearing a few years back. I've explained what happened in that hearing at least a couple of times but, what the heck, here's the definitive overview so you know what actually took place.

Not long after Patrick filed his monumentally meritless and frivolous defamation lawsuit against me in mid-2022 (a filing for which he now refuses to proceed), I decided to try to file -- on my own -- a motion to have that action dismissed for a number of reasons. I've already pointed out how absurd it was (Patrick whining about stuff that happened as far back as 2008), but the salient feature was that, in a bout of over-confidence, I decided that I was smart enough to file that motion myself.

So I did.

Predictably, because I had little experience in representing myself in legal matters, I filed a notably deficient motion -- I simply did not reference everything I needed to reference. And at the hearing, the judge diplomatically pointed this out and explained that he could not rule on a motion that was not properly drawn up, and that was the end of that (although, curiously, the judge even said that it looked like I had a pretty strong case but, still, he could not proceed). End of hearing. So let's make sure you understand what happened there.

I did not "lose" that hearing, and Patrick did not "win" that hearing, for the simple reason that there was no hearing. The judge did not hear arguments from either Patrick or myself, and did not rule on the merits of the arguments -- he simply said that there was not enough in my filing to proceed, and ended those proceedings. No one won, and no one lost, and I have the right to refile that motion any time I want. So, no, Patrick, did not "win" that hearing. But if Patrick wants to compare legal victories, let's start a list:

• I sued Patrick for malicious defamation and won a judgment of $85,000.
• I forced Patrick into court on numerous occasions during which he was found in contempt of court twice.
• I drove Patrick into personal bankruptcy.
• At Patrick's bankruptcy discharge hearing, I successfully argued that he was not entitled to an absolute discharge.
• After Patrick filed a defective appeal of his bankruptcy Conditional Discharge Order, I successfully filed to have that appeal dismissed as abandoned.
• I successfully filed to have Patrick's protection under bankruptcy lifted with respect to me so that his original judgment amount was reinstated (with interest).
• I successfully registered my judgment in Saskatchewan so that I could initiate collection proceedings against Patrick.

So if Patrick wants to keep bragging about a "victory" for which there was no actual hearing, good for him. I'll compare that with my basketful of victories any time. 

P.S. Just to be clear, because my motion was never actually "heard" and ruled upon, I have every right to re-file it whenever I want. Which is why I'm making a record of every time Patrick yaps on about me -- so that when I do that re-filing and Patrick whines that he's been too busy to proceed with his idiotic action, I have a binderful of him having enough time to talk smack about me.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy "4-5".

For what it's worth, today is Patrick's 45th birthday, so you're invited to drop him a note if you can figure out where he is when he's not frantically avoiding process servers and debt collectors and paying me the $125K+ that he owes me.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Of all the things that never happened ...

... this never happened the most:

P.S. It goes without saying that this scenario is hard to believe since, if you were trying to remain inconspicuous, the last thing you would do is wear a mask in the middle of June on a residential street and be openly taking photos of peoples' cars.

I'm going to guess that no actual evidence of this will be forthcoming.

P.P.S. Apparently, over on X, Patrick is insisting that all of the above actually happened but, sadly, no one had a chance to take a picture as evidence. Really? In a society where pretty much every single person owns a smartphone with a camera, not a single person had the presence of mind to snap a photo as the culprit was running away? Gosh, what bad luck. 

Chronicles of Twatrick: How's that estate sale going?

Anyone here swing by Casa Ross and check out the collection of hillbilly hardware for sale?

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy (early) birthday!

First, today is the first day of the thigh-suckingly exciting estate sale of the late and massively unlamented Ken Ross of Lloydminster, where offspring, undischarged bankrupt and financial fugitive Patrick "Dragon Fire of Assholery" Ross and his hillbilly siblings will be clearing out a garageful of velvet Elvis paintings and collectible "Castrol" oil cans or whatever it is that's been piling up over there in Lower Mayberry RFD.

 

More importantly, though, if you happen to be in the area and run into Patrick (perhaps trying to serve him with legal papers), you can also wish him a happy birthday since, as of this coming June 17, Patrick will hit the big "45", and it's worth appreciating that, as someone now firmly in middle age, Patrick's life achievements can be summarized as not owning a home, not having a business, being personally bankrupt and massively in debt to me, and constantly looking over his shoulder wondering if that's a process server or a debt collector.

Quite the accomplishment for someone who, years ago, challenged me to ...

 

And we all know how that turned out, don't we?

P.S. I just heard that at least one of my followers/confidential informants is going to stop by that estate sale and perhaps take some pictures. Cool.

P.P.S. One of my spies tells me that Patrick is once again talking smack about me on Twitter -- he's getting it wrong but that's not the point. The point is that, when I eventually get around to having Patrick's idiotic defamation lawsuit dismissed as abandoned (given that he refuses to move it forward), and he once again whines (as he has before) that he was just too busy or depressed to find the energy, I will be presenting to the court all of Patrick's tweets related to me to prove that Patrick certainly had the time to tweet about me.

It's baffling that Patrick still hasn't figured out that every single thing he publishes about me will be placed in front of a judge at some point to establish malice.

BONUS TRACK: It's worth pointing out how Patrick, year after year, avoids dealing with his legal issues and, when he's finally dragged in front of a judge, he invariably whines about how he's depressed or suicidal or didn't have the energy to get stuff done.

Case in point: After filing a defective appeal of his 2014 bankruptcy judgment, Patrick refused to fix the defects, then walked off, leaving the defective appeal to gum up the works for the next three and a half years and used that as an excuse to not start making the court-ordered payments. When I finally filed to have his appeal dismissed as abandoned due to ridiculous delay, and this went before a judge, well, here's the part of the ruling where Patrick uses the same tired excuses:

 

 

As you can see, Patrick's attempt at a defense was to whine that he just didn't have the energy in three and half years to perfect his appeal. And the judge just wasn't buying it.

Which is why it's so important that Patrick keep talking smack about me on Twitter, so I can keep taking screenshots of all of it and, when it gets to court and Patrick tries all the same tired nonsense, I will have a binder full of evidence that he certainly had time to attack me on Twitter while, curiously, not finding the time to move his own lawsuit along.

It's weird that, in all this time, Patrick hasn't figured this out. 

Chronicles of Twatrick: The joy of parenthood?

Uh ...

 

Is this GF real and does she know that Patrick is a bankrupt deadbeat who owes me around $125,000? I'm guessing no.

Someone should tell her. 

Chronicles of Twatrick: Estate sale looming!

Remember, kids, if you're free this coming weekend and are in the vicinity of Lloydminster, SK, check out the hillbilly hot dog fest at Casa Ross.

 

 

Let me know how it goes.