Thursday, March 26, 2026

Chronicles of Twatrick: It's nice to have confidential informants.

Courtesy of yet another of my confidential informants, it appears that a recent visitor to Casa Ross in Lloydminster is Patrick's brother Chris:


 

I wonder if Patrick realizes he's pissed off so many people over the years that I have an entire army willing to keep tabs on him for me.

BONUS TRACK: This is actually pretty funny (and mostly accurate).


 

Wednesday, March 25, 2026

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy (belated) interestversary!

I have been woefully remiss in being so nad-grindingly busy with my cool new job that I have neglected to keep one and all up to date with the ongoing adventures of undischarged bankrupt and financial fugitive Patrick "Super Duper Quintuple Threat Chick Magnet" Ross, so let's all get caught up here.

As of a few days ago, it's been a full 55 months since a judge told Patrick what he owed me and increased the accruing interest on his debt to a whopping five per cent:

 

 

Just so you can appreciate the history here, I got my $85,000 judgment against Patrick way back in late 2010, which means that Patrick has been in massive debt to me related to that for more than half of his adult life. Ponder that for a moment before we continue -- Patrick was born in June of 1981 and, as a precocious and arrogant twenty-something, was convinced he was going to be a notable and accomplished online pundit, frequently bragging about his readership and hit count and so on.

Instead, after getting bitch-slapped by the Ontario Superior Court to the tune of a $75,000 judgment and $10K costs award (a default judgment since he was too arrogant to even file a Statement of Defence):

 

Patrick's personal life and professional ambitions basically went down the toilet, and he has spent the last 15+ years running from accountability and his ever-increasing debt to me -- an amount which almost certainly exceeds $130,000 and grows by several hundred dollars per month. So what has Patrick been up to lately? I'm glad you asked.

One of my spies informs me that, recently, Patrick has resumed his unwatchable and unwatched podcast on YouTube:


Ignore the embarassingly non-existent viewership; concentrate instead on the background, which certainly appears to be in a furnished home rather than a generic hotel room somewhere in northern Alberta, suggesting that perhaps Patrick has quietly relocated back to Casa Ross in Lloydminster, which would have major implications for my SK-based collection against him, so here's where we're going from here.

As before, I invite my coterie of confidential informants to check out any interesting activities at Casa Ross in Lloydminster, especially any evidence of ongoing habitation that might suggest Patrick has quietly moved back there, and particularly if he might have changed jobs and be working in Saskatchewan again. (I will not provide the address of that residence -- anyone who's been following this tedious saga will know what it is.)

The relevant observation here is that Patrick has been moderately active on his YouTube channel, https://www.youtube.com/@dragonfireideas, and all of the backgrounds of his eye-rollingly vacuous podcasts suggest a house, so what I'm after is any evidence that Patrick is back in the Lloyd and, even better, where he works and/or where he hangs out, since I'm in the process of organizing further action against him but I'll keep that to myself for now.

Anyway, for someone who had such glorious ambitions of being some sort of online pundit and influencer those many years ago, it's sad to see how the soon-to-be-45 Patrick Ross managed to self-immolate so thoroughly.

In any event, if you have any further info about Patrick, either email me (canadiancynic@yahoo.ca) or leave a note in the comments.

AFTERSNARK: It's worth reminding everyone of Patrick's arrogance all those many years ago when, after I suggested the possibility of legal action to deal with his obvious and vile defamation, Patrick responded with ... well, you can read for yourself:


If Patrick had simply apologized and deleted said defamation, all of this would have gone away. It didn't work out that way.

P.S. I've mentioned this before but it may be worth repeating. After Patrick's father passed away, one would have thought that that passel of hillbilly siblings (Patrick and three other yokels) would have arranged to execute the will, sell the house and split the proceeds. Either that, or perhaps there would have been an agreement for one of the siblings to assume ownership, move in and compensate the remaining sibs for their share. One way or the other, it would seem that it would be stupid to let the house just sit there without either selling it and without having a family member move in and take over.

However, if Patrick has quietly moved back to the Lloyd and taken over, it would only make sense that either -- as the new owner -- he somehow bought out his siblings share of the residence, or ... well, I'm not sure what the other options are, but it would make little sense for the rest of the family to be satisfied with Patrick living there at no cost while the rest of them get screwed out of their share of the property. After all the time since the passing of Ken Ross (closing in on three years), not having resolved the final disposition of the house seems financially irresponsible. Hence, the interest in my digging into the current title to see what is going on.

I'll keep you posted.

JUST NOW, one of my Lloyd-based confidential informants sends me a set of pics from a couple weeks back, including this one:


This picture is hugely informational since it shows, first, that the storage trailer that had been clogging the driveway for all those many months is gone (suggesting the end of cleaning out that property), and there are now two vehicles in the driveway (with another one on the street), strongly suggesting that someone has finally moved in.

Based on what I've heard before, it's most likely that one of Patrick's sisters is the new homeowner, and that Patrick is perhaps crashing there on an occasional basis. All of this is grist for yet more investigation to figure out who's living there now, and if that includes Patrick.

Once again, stay tuned. 

Thursday, February 19, 2026

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy interestversary!

Dealing with work deadline, will have more verbose evisceration of Patrick "Super Duper Nexus Triple Threat Ladies Man" this weekend.

Tuesday, January 20, 2026

Chronicles of Twatrick: Yes, I have been remiss.

I have been swamped with my new job but I promise that I will post something more substantial this coming weekend, much of it related to my plans for dealing with Patrick Ross over the course of 2026.

That is all. For now. 

Sunday, November 23, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Merry 15-year-versary!

As hard to believe as it may be, today makes it exactly 15 years since malicious defamer, soft-core porn author, poster child for male pattern baldness, undischarged bankrupt and financial fugitive Patrick "Super Bad D00d Quintuple Threat Nexus" Ross has owed me tens of thousands of dollars, my having received a ruling against him for aforesaid malicious defamation for an initial $85,000 waaaaaaay back in 2010:

Ruminate on that stretch of time for a second, and appreciate that Patrick has spent the majority of his adult life in debt to me ... and there is absolutely no indication that that is going to change in his or my lifetime.

Having been granted a ludicrously favourable bankruptcy ruling back in 2014 of having to pay me a mere $34,000 over several years, Patrick chose instead to play games, which is why he finds himself today owing me over $130,000 pursuant to the original judgment, as well as still needing to pay about $25,000 over and above that to get out of bankruptcy.

15 years.

And at no time during those years has Patrick made even the slightest effort to improve the dumpster fire that is his life. Not once. Ever. Rather, he has continued to dodge and weave and evade, even as the 5% annual interest in that debt piles up month after month.

And as for Patrick's long-dormant and idiotic defamation lawsuit against me? It molders away, with Patrick no doubt understanding that the instant he tries to move it forward, I will file motions that will require him to attend court. In person. Where, as I understand it, others will be waiting for him. So, no, that's not going anywhere, either.

So feel free to wish 44-year-old Patrick Ross a happy 15-year-versary. Buy him a gift. Maybe a hat. 


Thursday, November 20, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy interestversary!

Nothing new to report at the moment, but check back this weekend as I will have a special edition of "Chronicles of Twatrick" you should find entertaining.

Saturday, November 01, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: SMFH.

One of my confidential informants gifts me with undischarged bankrupt Patrick Ross getting into an argument with Grok:

 

 

Tune in next week when Patrick lectures someone on the legal system and how defamation law works.

AFTERSNARK: The sad/pathetic/amusing aspect of the above is that Patrick is arguing with Grok the way he argues with people online: with misrepresentation and bad faith. It's Patrick's pattern to take something someone else says, deliberately misinterpret it, then argue against the misinterpretation.

I wrote about that a couple years ago, where you can see how Patrick childishly changes someone's words just so he can win an argument. But it's hilarious to see him trying the same rhetorical infantilism against an AI entity.