Wednesday, August 31, 2022
Still funny as hell.
What the fuck is it with Keean Bexte and his stalking of women?
There's something seriously ewwwwwww about ex-Rebeler, Ezra Levant-wannabe and white nationalist memorabilia expert Keean Bexte and his creepy habit of stalking women to their hotel.
Bexte is Exhibit A in the argument for prominent female politicians needing protection from Nazis.
The stupid. It burns.
Tuesday, August 30, 2022
Chronicles of Twatrick: Down in flames.
Uh, the only reason a judge would not allow you to speak at all is if your opponent's argument is so stunningly pathetic and meritless that your argument is not even required. It's not clear why Patrick thinks this is so hilarious since all it proves is that the judge didn't even need Peter's submission to kick Patrick and his asinine motion to the curb.
Mark Slapinski: The douchebaggery of being out of range.
Right-wing shill and provocateur Mark Slapinski wants to assure you that, hey, he was there, it was no big deal:
At which time Mark fucked off back to ... where exactly? Oh, right:
One suspects that, while Mark was here, he got a nice quiet hotel in Kanata because, man, those trucks were noisy.
Brian, you literally co-founded Rebel Media, a bigoted, Islamophobic, white nationalist media outlet that published racist anti-immigrant and anti-Semitic trash like this:
The incivility starts with name-calling, and goes from there.
Jerry Agar: "Yeah, well, she had it coming."
The Toronto Sun's Jerry Agar is the latest to suggest that Chrystia Freeland deserved a little comeuppance:
Good for you, Jerry ... because what this country needs more of is vulgar, angry, bearded Albertans in "wife-beater" muscle shirts swearing at and threatening women. I'm sure that can't end badly.
Someone even stupider than Pierre Poilievre. Hard to believe.
There is no flour in Nanaimo bars, moron.
P.S. Appreciate the irony of The Man Who Would Be King pimping, as the alleged maker of the best Nanaimo bars on the planet, someone who does not even know how to make Nanaimo bars.
P.P.S. Does Skippy even understand that you can make Nanaimo bars without having to live in Nanaimo?
Monday, August 29, 2022
My level of cynicism.
Want to know how cynical I am? I firmly believe that, despite the Doug Ford government being an appalling disaster for Ontario, he will be re-elected. Because that's how fucking stupid Ontarians are. Really, really, really fucking stupid.
You heard it here first.
The company you keep.
You'll never guess who's leaping to TUPOC's defense. Go on, guess. You'll never guess.
Oh, all right:
That would be Rebel reporter and junior high school student William Diaz-Berthiaume, who zipped into town just long enough to tell TUPOC's side of the story, accuse TUPOC's critics of being Antifa, then fuck off so he never has to deal with the consequences of a Convoy-related and openly militaristic group of white supremacists setting up a base of operations just down the street from Parliament.
Same as it ever was.
ASTONISHINGLY, Diax-Berthiaume's entire article (archived at The Wayback Machine here so you don't need to give Der Rebel any clicks) is depressingly ignorant and incomplete, considering he's actually based in Ottawa and should know better. So if you want to wade through that fascist swill of a news piece, keep in mind that Diax-Berthiaume lives here and has no excuse for being that pig ignorant of what's been going on.
HYSTERICAL: Luxuriate in the rancid dishonesty of this tweet:
"To know everything about TUPOC," written to describe an article that explains almost nothing about TUPOC. Breathtaking. Just fucken' breathtaking.
This is the dizzying intellect with which we are dealing.
That is some serious "both-sides-ism" there, Brian.
Conservative hack and Doug Ford comfort boy Brian Lilley wants you to know that he's done the research and some leftists have been rude, too:
In unrelated news, the right-wing media outlet that Brian Lilley helped found was listed as the most reliable source of news by someone who murdered four people, including two policemen:
P.S. I was permanently banned from Twitter for describing CPC Senator Denise Batters as a "twatwaffle", so there's enough blame to go around, eh, Brian?
The snowflakedness of right-wing rage badgers.
Do I really need to explain how the vast majority of right-wing online trolls and vicious and vulgar attack dogs, once they're dragged into court, turn into blubbering suckups and whimpering crybabies? Christ, I hope not, but here goes.
As a trivial example, how can we forget the screaming 'QAnon Shaman' who pleaded with the court for a fully organic diet while behind bars:
But let's jump right to this week's example, where social media bitch Chelsea Hillier, after harassing and defaming someone for month after month, ended up in court and, well, behold:
And, completely unsurprisingly, like all weepy crybabies before her, Hillier, well:
I think I've made my point.
Sunday, August 28, 2022
Just remember, the "journalist" designation that sits in front of Brian's name has nothing to do with actual journalism.
I'm glad we could clear that up.
Saturday, August 27, 2022
Buy local. Always buy local.
Today's the day: Heating Up The Capital 2022.
Prepping by wolfing down a Jamaican patty slathered with Haico's "Scorpion's Kiss".
Why the current owners of St. Brigid's are the reason for this clusterfuck.
Understand what you're reading here: The current owner(s) of St. Brigid's, thinking they were going to eventually get close to $6 million for the property, collected only the first $5,000 deposit, then were told that the next two payments were unavailable but still agreed to what appears to be a six-week extension.
What. The. Fuck?
And it never occurred to these imbeciles (the owners) to think, "Um, we're not comfortable with you not being able to make even these minimal deposit payments on time."
Yes, The United People of Canada need to be run out of town, but the owners of St. Brigid's need to accept responsibility for a maddening lack of even the most minimal due diligence.
Christ ... to think that all of this could have been avoided.
Dear James Bowie: About "Without Papers Pizza" and Rebel News ...
Yo, James: About that ugly encounter in Alberta:
If the name "Without Papers Pizza" sounds vaguely familiar, it should:
Friday, August 26, 2022
Tweet of the week.
The United People of Canada: Yes, the community needs answers.
The execrable hypocrisy of Sheila Gunn Reid.
Your regular reminder that, even as Rebel News spews outrage over vaccine mandates and fundraises off of other peoples' misfortune and misery, Sheila herself made it clear she thought there should be "societal implications" for children not being vaccinated if it was her own delinquent, squalling brats who were at risk:
Hilariously, much more recently, Sheila naturally takes the totally opposite position based on what pays her salary:
United People of Canada: "A diverse, intergenerational fraternal organization. Together, through appreciation and celebration of our unique culture and heritage, we will build strong families and communities, solidifying a prosperous future for all Canadians, where all voices are heard."
Also United People of Canada: "Fuck you. Fuck all of you."
So ... there's that.