Monday, October 31, 2022
Keean Bexte is mentally ill.
Nothing to see here, move along.
Sunday, October 30, 2022
Saturday, October 29, 2022
The company you cheer for.
- Vladimir Putin
- Elon Musk
- Alex Jones
- Donald Trump
- Kyle Rittenhouse
They (still) walk among us.
Just yesterday, ran across this Convoy-themed trash can on Montreal Rd.:
How little dignity and self-respect does it take to be proud to drive around in a racist shitbox like that? Asking for all of Ottawa.
When you tell Davis Menzies to fuck off, you don't need to have a reason.
Can someone please stuff Peter Sloly into the trunk of a car and push it into Dows Lake?
Jesus fucking Christ, what a disingenuous, pandering snowflake.
Friday, October 28, 2022
What exactly does a troll look like?
I'm sure this will end well.
The Emergencies Act in three lines.
"There was no need to invoke the EA; the cops had all the powers they needed to deal with the convoy!"
"Then why didn't they?"
"Um, hey, Blackface Hitler!"
Thursday, October 27, 2022
Vassy Kapelos is the worst interviewer on the planet.
I challenge you to watch this and not think of Red Deer.
Dear Justin Trudeau: A modest proposal.
John Ivison is an asshole: Part Deux.
Everyone: "No one can be more of an asshole than John Ivison was yesterday."
John Ivison: "Hold my beer."
Did you know ...
Wednesday, October 26, 2022
John Ivison is an asshole.
I can't even ...
Are you kidding me?
In unrelated news, Ottawa police announced that rapists would be allowed to commit crimes unhindered in Vanier with the understanding that that would spare the neighbourhoods of Rockcliffe Park and New Edinburgh.
During a debate, GOP Senate candidate Dr. Mehmet Oz insists that a woman's reproductive choices should be between her, her partner, her doctor, local political officials and Ben Shapiro.
Dear God, the burning stupid.
Tuesday, October 25, 2022
Brian Lilley is the Alex Jones of Steve Bannons.
That's it. That's the post.
Dear Alberta nurses and doctors: A modest proposal.
Danielle Smith is the Becky of Beckys.
What James and I said.
There you go:
In case you were wondering, I said much the same back here.
Yes, Andrew Lawton is a hack.
Canadian right-wingers who are totally fine with Pierre Poilievre avoiding the Parliamentary Press Gallery dinner and with Doug Ford being such a spineless weasel that he won't have anything to do with the Emergencies Act inquiry will still mock Prime Minister Justin Trudeau as the "Coward of the Cottage" for (*checks notes*) refusing to engage with Nazis and white nationalists who openly called for his murder.
I'm looking at you, Brian Lilley, you cretin.
Chronicles of Twatrick: Where is he now?
It has been brought to my attention that Lloydminster's favourite undischarged bankrupt and vexatious litigant Patrick Ross was recently on YouTube, announcing that he has (apparently) moved, referring to a "new home" which seems to be in the vicinity of Grande Prairie, Alberta. It's not clear whether this is just another transient residence in aid of his current employment, or whether he has indeed relocated on a more permanent basis. In any event, if Patrick really has moved, this is going to cause him some inconvenience from a legal point of view.
Recall how Patrick recently sued every living thing in Canada for millions of dollars for, well, making fun of him. In those filings, Patrick listed his address for legal service as his father's home in Lloydminster, SK. However, if Patrick really has moved to Alberta, he is now going to have to amend all of those Statements of Claim to properly reflect his actual address, and not a bogus address he uses to evade proper and personal legal service. This means that all and sundry who were on the receiving end of a Patrick-flavoured legal filing must now be served with a newer Statement of Claim wherein Patrick discloses a reliable address where he can be served personally.
Quite simply, Patrick has for years played childish games involving dodging and weaving to avoid legal service; now he needs to follow the rules, and that begins with revealing his actual and legitimate address. Oh, and paying real money to personally serve that amended Statement of Claim, as well as his Reply. That's how the law works when grownups do it.
Monday, October 24, 2022
Please, Ottawa, for the love of God, don't fuck this up.
Annnnnnd ... you fucked it up. Well done, idiots.
Dear Esther Post: Perhaps I can be of assistance.
CC reader challenge: A list of Pierre Poilievre's really bad ideas.
- The "Freedom Convoy" and the occupation of downtown Ottawa
- Alberta separatism
Sunday, October 23, 2022
Obnoxious bag of right-wing hate and dumpster fire of a human being Mark Slapinski will now lecture us on respect:
Seriously, he went there.
P.S. There's something amusing about Canadians who relentlessly refer to the Prime Minister as "Justine", "Trudope", "Turdeau" and "Blackface Hitler" to be lecturing the rest of on civility. Really.
Saturday, October 22, 2022
Defund CBC News. Seriously, put it out of our misery.
What in the absolute fuck ... ?
"We've banned handguns. We're going to interview someone who makes a living from selling handguns to explain to us why that's a bad idea."
Seriously, CBC News is a total goddamned fucking waste. Just take it out back and bury it, along with Vassy Kapelos' journalistic integrity.
Man who supports seditionists and insurrectionists who openly called for the murder of the Prime Minister will now complain about an annoying lack of neutrality.
A modest proposal.
Friday, October 21, 2022
Chronicles of Ezra: Yup, we're going to trial.
At risk of being short on details, I have spent almost the last three years preparing to fend off a motion from one Ezra Levant to strike my defense related to his 2016 defamation action against me -- a motion that, if successful, would have allowed Ezra to go to trial and continue lying about me while I would not be allowed to even be present to defend myself.
The hearing for that motion happened just this past Monday in Toronto, where I represented myself, during which the lawyer representing Ezra was so astonishingly inept and unprepared that, after we broke for lunch and reconvened afterwards, she advised the court that she had consulted with her client over the lunch hour and, after almost three years of bullshit, she had been instructed to withdraw the motion.
So, yeah, we're going to trial. Details to follow.
UM ... EXCUSE ME?
Understand that Patrick Ross tweeted the above after reading this blog post, wherein I explained how Ezra Levant had filed a motion against me, then withdrew it mid-hearing before his own lawyer had even finished presenting.
So ... there's that.
In other news, Patrick is still an undischarged bankrupt who owes me more than $110,000. There's that, too. And the day of reckoning is coming.
People I wish would piss off.
Can we please get rid of Alberta ...
Yeah, you do that.
Bring it on, you pathetic mound of white nationalist trailer trash:
I can assure you, me and several hundred thousand other people who live in Ottawa will be waiting, and the cops won't protect you next time.
See you in February.
Thursday, October 20, 2022
- Justin Trudeau avoided the Freedom Convoy since he didn't want to engage with people who openly called for his murder.
- Pierre Poilievre is avoiding the Parliamentary Press Gallery dinner because he doesn't want to engage with people who (*checks notes*) might make fun of him.
But, sure, the Prime Minister is the coward here.
I can't even ...
So, how's that whole "Taking back control" Brexit thing going, well, shit ...
I've had vegetables in my crisper that lasted longer than that. And were more intelligent.
P.S. I just read that every UK Prime Minister is entitled to 116,000 pounds per year for the rest of their lives as a pension. In other words, Truss will receive a queenly pension until the day she kicks off for being PM for 45 days.
Sure, that sounds fair.
QUESTION: If a general election is held in the near future and is won by Labour, can the government then just cancel the idiocy that is Brexit?
Wednesday, October 19, 2022
Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy interestversary!
Whatever you're thinking ... rethink it.
You do that, sweetie, because we'll be waiting and, this time, we will be prepared and really goddamned fucking angry so, yeah, try to pull that shit again and see how that ends for you.
Well, this is ... interesting.
Wherein Danielle Smith issues an apology for a retraction of a clarification of two retractions of an apology.
It's almost possible that Smith is more of a pathetic, ignorant, weaselly, white nationalist piece of human garbage and Russian asset than Sheila Gunn Reid.
I said "almost."
Tuesday, October 18, 2022
James Bowie is my hero.
Chronicles of Twatrick: The beatdownening.
Monday, October 17, 2022
Bad analogies, part 1,437.
Because organizing an economically ruinous 3-week siege of the nation's capital is just like wearing blackface in a high school play 30 years ago.
Holy fuck, the burning stupid.
Every time you think Sheila Gunn Reid can't be any more of an ignorant, white nationalist piece of trailer trash, she manages to surprise.