Thursday, November 30, 2023

Chronicles of Twatrick: You can't make this stuff up.

 


This would be Patrick, mocking someone who could "never hope to pay off a judgement against them."

Words fail me. Seriously.

AFTERSNARK: Yes, it is entirely possible that Patrick is simply trolling me at this point with these hilariously self-referential tweets. Oh, well ... each month, another several hundred dollars added to his bill. I suspect Patrick can continue to run and hide for a little while longer, but that does not appear to be a viable long-term strategy.

Chronicles of Twatrick: That lack of self-awareness again.

Speaking of burning all of one's bridges on social media and having nowhere else to go ...



BONUS TRACK: And in today's episode of "Tweets That Did Not Age Well" ...



Wednesday, November 29, 2023

Chronicles of Twatrick: After 13 years, as dumb as ever.

So, after having destroyed his life savings, credit rating, career and relations with his immediate family members by having defamed me maliciously back in 2010, Lloydminster's Patrick Ross seems to think that the wisest course of action is to ... publicly suggest I have carnal relations with barnyard animals.



I'm guessing that Patrick has no clue that all of this is admissible in a court of law as clear intent that he plans on continuing to defame me even as he owes me way over $100,000. I'll have more to say about this in the December 19 Happy Interestversary post, but rest assured that I have screenshots of all of Patrick's ongoing defamation, every bit of which is relevant in any further legal proceedings when he tries to throw himself on the mercy of the court and pretend remorse, and I can prove he doesn't mean a word of it.

Stay tuned.

Tuesday, November 28, 2023

Chronicles of Twatrick: You don't say.

Collected wisdom from an undischarged bankrupt university dropout who spent years sprawled on the couch in his mom's basement playing video games, making unwatchable YouTube videos and harassing random people on Twitter.



Chronicles of Twatrick: Ah, the irony.

Wherein massively-in-debt, morbidly obese, university dropout undischarged bankrupt currently on the run from Saskatchewan sheriffs, Office of the Superintendent of Bankruptcy and God knows who else will now opine on the worth of other people:




Wednesday, November 22, 2023

Chronicles of Twatrick: The death of irony.

JUXTAPOSE! Man who has two Twitter accounts, three blogs, a Facebook account and a YouTube channel, and who politically hashtags every single tweet to make sure everyone reads them, will now mock someone else as looking for attention.



OK, then.

BONUS TRACK: Man who destroyed his life and now owes me a truckload of cash for lying about me will now mock someone else as ... oh, just read it.



OK, then.

Sunday, November 19, 2023

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy interestversary!

It is now a full 27 months since a judge told trustee-less, undischarged bankrupt and fugitive from financial justice Patrick "Super Bad MMA Cosplay Dude Mullet Bikini Inspector Triple Patty Quadruple Chin Quintuple Threat" Ross how much he owed me, and cranked up the accruing interest rate on that debt to a delightful five per cent:



I have no immediately new developments to report (I am saving that for the year-end December 19 holiday edition), but there is a bit of info that might amuse y'all.

Lately, Patrick has been cackling about how, some months ago, I filed a motion to dismiss his current lawsuit against me for being, well, a pile of absolute swill; I lost that motion, and Patrick has been positively gleeful about that ever since.

What Patrick does not disclose is that I lost that motion because I screwed up and failed to file suitably adequate paperwork -- that was my bad, and the judge quite reasonably and correctly pointed that out and dismissed my motion for purely that reason. In short, my motion was never tested on its merits; I simply fucked up in my filing.

What Patrick also does not disclose is that, even as the judge was explaining this to me, he clearly saw my argument and pointedly said that I had a "pretty strong case" -- his exact words. In other words, if I had paid closer attention to the filing instructions, there is a fair to middling chance I would have won that motion, and the judge even said as much. Again, something Patrick doesn't like to admit.

So Patrick is welcome to continue gloating about his vacuous legal victory, even as what he owes me continues to climb to truly uncomfortable levels. And given that Patrick no longer has his addlepated parents to protect and enable him, them chickens are inevitably going to come home to roost.

We'll see you next month for the Christmas edition of this ongoing saga.

P.S. Strangely, Patrick has on a number of occasions suggested that his lawsuit against me somehow cancels out his financial obligations to me until it is resolved. I'm not sure where he gets this idea, but it doesn't work that way.

Thursday, November 16, 2023

Chronicles of Twatrick: Tracking the elusive Rossosaurus.

Apparently, undischarged bankrupt and financial fugitive Patrick Ross is now threatening to serve someone:


Amusingly, Patrick claims to know the potential servee's address. I say "amusingly" since, for years now, Patrick has milked the fact that he has misrepresented his actual address for legal service, the end result being that it is nigh impossible for anyone to properly serve him. For all these years, he has listed his address for proper legal service as his late father's residence, but for all these years, Patrick does not seem to have lived there and his father perpetually refused to accept service on his behalf, so let me make a humble suggestion.

If Patrick tries to serve any legal papers, make sure you insist that he supply an actual address where he resides so that he can be served in return. I would further demand that Patrick produce some official documentation proving his official residence, to avoid any more of Patrick's constant time-wasting legal shenanigans.

Given that Patrick loves to play these childish games, the only proper response is to make him act like a grown-up and follow the rules of the Court.

P.S. It is worth pointing out that, according to Canadian bankruptcy law, an undischarged bankrupt is rarely allowed to initiate a legal action against anyone without the permission of their trustee. In fact, during a hearing on 30 August, 2022, Patrick was told precisely this by the presiding judge:


Patrick is, of course, convinced otherwise, but he cannot escape the fact that a Court of Queen's Bench judge told him quite pointedly that he should work through his trustee (of which there is none -- a fact he deliberately and misleadingly withheld from that judge).

In short, there is little doubt that, if Patrick really wants to sue anyone, he is almost certainly going to have to convince a judge that he even has the right.

I will have more to say about Patrick's unfortunate situation in the near future.

Wednesday, November 15, 2023

Chronicles of Twatrick: No, he isn't.

Only a few days until next interestversary, but it appears that Patrick is currently yammering on about how he is "successfully suing" me for defamation. Spoiler alert: no, he isn't. I will have more details on this come next interestversary but, in the meantime, you might ponder that, if you hear conflicting stories from the two of us, which of us do you think has more credibility?

Just something to think about.

P.S. Patrick seems to think that suing me cancels his $100K+ debt to me. That's, uh, not how it works. Just so you know.

P.P.S. This might be one of the dumbest public admissions in the history of dumb public admissions:


That's the sort of thing that can come back to bite one in one's pasty ass when trying to get out of bankruptcy and the trustee asks you to disclose all of your after-acquired assets, and they already have a screenshot of your bragging about your multiple raises.

Whoops.

Sunday, November 12, 2023

JUXTAPOSE!

BREAKING! Canadian Jewish community outraged over attacks on Jewish schools and places of worship.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Developments at Casa Ross?

It's not like I have groundbreaking news here, but one of my Lloydminster-based confidential informants sent me some pics and a video of recent goings on at Casa Ross, which may or may not herald upcoming developments.

Video shows a number of things:
  • at the edge of the property (not blocking either of the garage doors) is what looks like the same storage trailer from before,
  • nothing parked in front of either of the garage doors (that is, nothing blocking entrance or exit to the attached garage), and
  • a maroon(?) Ford F-150 parked in front of the house, and attached to it a transporter trailer carrying what appears to be a grey Chevy Impala.
I'm not going to post any pics since I don't feel like I have to prove anything to anyone; the relevant people will know whether I'm reporting accurately (and perfectly legally, as I have explained before).

What all this means is unclear, but it establishes that I still have people keeping an eye on things and reporting back. Which is all I'm after right now.

P.S. Despite the recent re-instatement of my CC Twitter account, I will restrict all Patrick Ross-related content to this blog. Just so you know.

P.P.S. Closer visual inspection of the photos I was sent suggest that the pickup truck parked in front of Casa Ross is the same one that was parked in the driveway previously. Beyond that, I will draw no further conclusions.

Saturday, November 11, 2023

Chronicles of Twatrick.

 


Actually, you're all debt. But I see the point you were trying to make.

Thursday, November 09, 2023

I'm baaaaaaaaaccccckkk!

For utterly incomprehensible reasons, Twitter decided to reinstate my "Canadian Cynic" Twitter account, once again apologizing for their dumbassitude. So I'll do tweet stuff over there, and longer pieces will remain here.

JUXTAPOSE!

  • Israel drops hundreds of thousands of pounds of bombs on hospitals, schools, universities and refugee camps, killing thousands of Palestinian civilians including women and children: "Israel has a right to defend itself!"
  • Omar Khadr allegedly (allegedly as all the evidence contradicts this) kills a single special forces soldier on the actual battlefield: "War crime!"
Do I really need to explain the rancid hypocrisy?

BONUS TRACK: Crackpot Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. says the quiet part out loud -- that the U.S. obsession with Israel is all about naked political opportunism and military power and control of natural resources:



JUXTAPOSE!

Sure, new GOP House Speaker Mike Johnson has no bank accounts, credit cards or financial records of any kind but, hey, Hunter Biden!

Wednesday, November 08, 2023

Some interesting opinions about Rebel News' in-house wife-beater Avi Yemini.

Fascinating thread.

Yes, Alina Habba is as dishonest as you heard.

Hey, kids, remember when I blogged recently about how slimy right-wing hacks are quoting something from Judge Arthur Engoron wildly out of context by reporting only part of what he said related to Donald Trump's behaviour on the stand?



To no one's surprise, Trump's monstrously incompetent and unqualified lawyer Alina Habba pulled the same dumbass stunt on Fox News (first three minutes is all you need).

These people simply cannot help but lie.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Ah, the gullibility.

Here's financial and law enforcement fugitive Patrick "Bad Company Super Mullet Triple Patty Quadruple Chin Soft Core Porn High School Chick Magnet Nexus of Assholery" Ross, shrieking ignorantly about a pro-Israeli demonstrator allegedly being "beat to death":



Hey, I know ... let's actually do some, you know, research and figure out what really happened.



In other words, Patrick is full of shit as always and, amusingly, the sheriff involved could have been speaking directly to him:


I swear, one could write an entire thesis on the dishonesty of social media based on Patrick's Twitter account alone.

BONUS TRACK: I have been informed that Patrick has still not figured out the difference between visiting someone's web site using "http://" versus using "https://". This is the level of dumbth we are dealing with.

JUXTAPOSE!

"Pro-life" Canadians who tearfully insist that every single child's life is sacred and is a gift from God and must be protected at all costs still totally fine with bombing the fuck out of Gaza and slaughtering hundreds of innocent women and children combined.

Go figure.

Tuesday, November 07, 2023

Ah, the dishonesty of right-wing hacks.

I'm sure you've seen at least a few examples of this -- right-wing asshats like Jason Miller quoting the one line from Judge Arthur Engoron, without following it with Engoron's very next line, quite properly clarifying that Trump's purpose is not to ramble on like a deranged Barbara Kay, but rather to answer the questions specifically put to him by the NY AG and her team:


P.S. The most amazing thing about Donald Trump and his lawyers in court is that, one, his lawyers seem utterly unfamiliar with the most basic rules of court and what they are and are not allowed to do and, two, they have not even remotely prepared their client for how to behave.

Monday, November 06, 2023

Gosh, that's too bad.

Well, darn:

 


I'm sure Ezra Levant and Rebel News will step up and help out financially, right? Right?

JUXTAPOSE!

 


Good point, Brian. Now do the "Freedom Convoy."

Sunday, November 05, 2023

JUXTAPOSE!






Chronicles of Twatrick: Stealing your personal data?

Apparently, undischarged bankrupt and financial fugitive Patrick Ross might be trying to pay off his debts by scamming visitors to his blog:



He really should come clean about what he's up to. I mean, besides running from a $115,000 debt.

P.S. Apparently, Patrick is trying to pull something on more than one of his blogs:



I would be careful leaving any of your personal financial data with that guy; I hear he owes money.

Saturday, November 04, 2023

A lawyery question, if you will.

What happens when you express contrition in order to get the charges against you stayed, only to subsequently insist that all that remorse was a pile of horseshit?



Chronicles of Twatrick: Watching and waiting.

While it's still a couple of weeks until the next interestversary, a note or two about recent developments. As it happens, all property title information in the province of Saskatchewan is available through an entity called Information Services Corporation (ISC), so I availed myself of the opportunity and did a simple search for what I could find about the residential property in Lloydminster, SK previously occupied by the late Kenneth Edward Ross. In short order, I had the full title info including parcel type, title number and status and much more. (And given how undischarged bankrupt and financial fugitive Patrick "Kick Ass Bad Company MMA Cosplay Quintuple Threat" Ross loves to shriek about harassment and invasion of privacy, I will assure all that this information is available to anyone who wants to create an account with ISC and do a similar search.)

Most interestingly, the title lists precisely two owners -- the late parents of Patrick Ross -- and while this might be perfectly appropriate for the moment, it seems that, given that both of the listed owners are now deceased, there needs to be some sort of disposition of that property in the near future, as I assume one cannot simply leave a residential property indefinitely under the ownership of, well, dead people.

To that end, I am going to do the obvious ... I am going to watch and wait to see what happens with that parcel. At the same time, I will be checking on a regular basis to see if it goes on the market, and I also (again, perfectly lawfully, despite Patrick's hysterical shrieking) have a gaggle of confidential informants who will do the occasional drive-by of Casa Ross to see if anything changes, and if there is suddenly the appearance of new vehicles, or a "For Sale" sign, or whatever.

Quite simply, given that one assumes the family wants to eventually dispose of that valuable property in some way, I plan on being ready for when that time comes, ready to step in and perhaps put a hold on such disposition until such time as any benefits that would have gone to Patrick are intercepted and end up in my pocket. In short, I plan on doing whatever I can to interfere with the eventual disposition of Casa Ross until I get my cut. And if any of Patrick's siblings are unhappy with this situation, well, they should have a chat with Patrick about it.

P.S. If any of Patrick Ross' immediate family members read this and want to discuss the situation, I am available for a conversation.

Friday, November 03, 2023

Well, sure, it's cute ...

... as long as you don't think about the father wanting to bone the daughter on the left:




JUXTAPOSE!

Has anyone else noticed how Westerners, when hearing of alleged killings of Israeli children, immediately explode in bloodthirsty lust, demanding the absolute annihilation of an entire civilian population they hold responsible, but when hearing of yet another mass shooting of children in the United States, shrug it off with a, "Thoughts and prayers, right? Whaddya gonna do?"

If only Americans cared about their own children as much as they cared about Israel's.

It's just ... odd.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Indeed.

Patrick's recent attempt at philosophy:



The fucking around:



The finding out:


This will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever stop being funny.

 


Thursday, November 02, 2023

I can understand this point of view.

 


This cannot be real.

I am assuming this is a hoax.




JUXTAPOSE! Submitted without comment ...

 



Sure, let's talk about Israel.

This would be Israeli police, beating the shit out of Orthodox Jews for having the temerity to support Palestinian rights:


Watch the video here.