Saturday, December 17, 2022

Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy interestversary!

Yeah, it's a couple days early but I'm loading a suitcase and heading out of town shortly and I didn't want to deprive my loyal readers of their monthly giggle. As of Monday, December 19, it will be 16 months exactly since Patrick "Kid Cash Thunderbolt Assholery Nexus Bikini Designer Fugitive Tory Quintuple Threat MMA Cosplay Failed Bankrupt" Ross was told by a Saskatchewan court that he owed me over $100,000 due to his refusal to honour his obligations under Canada's federal bankruptcy laws:

an amount that (as you can see) is growing by five per cent per year. And while I have managed to forcibly seize a few thousand dollars from him over the last year or so, it's reasonably safe to say that Patrick's debt to me is increasing inexorably by over $500 per month, despite his insistence that as long as he ignores the situation and pretends it's not happening, he won't have to pay me anything.

It doesn't work that way.

In any event, y'all have a fun holiday; I'll be online throughout and working to some extent, but it's time for a little R&R while I allow the Twatrick debt clock to keep chugging along. Patrick can continue to dodge and weave from his legal obligations to the Saskatchewan sheriffs and the federal Office of the Superintendent of Bankruptcy, but there will, someday, be a reckoning. And it will not be pretty.

Thursday, December 15, 2022

Suspended temporarily from Twitter ... and you won''t believe why.

I can't even ...

Feel free to let Twitter know that I'll be unusually quiet for the next 11 hours and 46 minutes because of sarcasm. Or satire. Or whatever.

P.S. Let @JohnFugelsang on Twitter know that this is all *his* fault. Or something.

Friday, December 02, 2022

Chronicles of Twatrick: Change of direction.

So my application for summary judgment didn't work today as I failed to file sufficient paperwork, but as it turns out, it doesn't matter as, only a few days ago, I was told that there is a much more effective approach I should have taken, so I'm going to do that instead.

In any event, time to prepare for the holidays. Gin and wagyu for everyone!

P.S. Judge actually opined that it looked like I had a pretty strong case, but I already have what is apparently a better idea so I'm going with that.