Tuesday, August 23, 2022

TUPOC: All quiet on the lunatic front.

Just meandered by Loonbat HQ; nothing to report other than the 683 bags of garbage piled up on the sidewalk. You'd think they were spring cleaning or something.

AFTERSNARK:



"We just want to engage and dialogue peacefully with the community."
"Uh, about this eviction notice ..."
"Fuck you, get out or I'll have you arrested."

Bonus levity:

"I don't really know what's happening next; I'm just the director."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

"I am not getting out. You are under orders to get out. So scram. How can you have me arrested? I place you under citizens arrest. You can't arrest me while you are under arrest. Now do me a favour and call the cops so I can turn you over to them"

Wait for the bodily harm threats, then tell them you are wearing a wire and the police are on their way. Why a mere eviction when you can have them jailed for uttering threats?

Anonymous said...

TUPOC's press conferences remind me of this great scene from Dumb & Dumber:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLuqzSLZ2EA