AFTERSNARK:
"We just want to engage and dialogue peacefully with the community."
"Uh, about this eviction notice ..."
"Fuck you, get out or I'll have you arrested."
Bonus levity:
"I don't really know what's happening next; I'm just the director."
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"I am not getting out. You are under orders to get out. So scram. How can you have me arrested? I place you under citizens arrest. You can't arrest me while you are under arrest. Now do me a favour and call the cops so I can turn you over to them"
Wait for the bodily harm threats, then tell them you are wearing a wire and the police are on their way. Why a mere eviction when you can have them jailed for uttering threats?
TUPOC's press conferences remind me of this great scene from Dumb & Dumber:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLuqzSLZ2EA
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