It's not their fault.

It's never their fault.

P.S. In reality, I am not a progressive blogger at all. I am really Patrick Ross, a screeching, hopelessly dishonest right-wing, pathologically violent loon out to discredit progressive bloggers by making them appear rude, mean, and uncivil.

And in reality, Maria "Dodo" S. isn't a Canadian conservative. She is, in fact, my co-blogger LuLu, on a mission to make Canada's Blogging Tories look like mind-numbing retards and hypocritical, deranged, drooling mouth-breathers.

"Dr. Dawg" is actually Warren Kinsella. Or maybe Jay Currie. Whichever's funnier.

AFTERSNARK: I am, of course, reminded of the classic exchange:

Me: "We get links from the New York Times."

Twatdick: "LOL OMFG ROTFL no you don't, HAHAHAHAHA!!"

Me: "Well, actually, yes, we do."

Twatdick: "Those don't count!"

That one's never going to get old. Seriously. Never.