Briefly revisiting fetus fetishist SUZANNE's Opinions Canada aggregator, we review the criteria for membership:
OC Canada does not accept blogs that
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* Do not generally follow the rules of punctuation and spelling, or that use chat lingo or that regularly use vulgar language. The occasional use of expletives is tolerated. Constructing every other sentence with a vulgar word is not.
Yes, yes, we all know precisely who that criterion was designed for. But hark! What ho?
OC Canada does not accept blogs that
* Promote racialism, terrorism, pedophilia or other extremely deviant forms of sexual behaviour.
Do tell. And yet, if we peruse the current members list on the membership page, we find:
- The nauseatingly racist Blogging Tory "Neo Conservative", who delights relentlessly in the murder of minorities in Toronto and who viciously criticizes the CBC next to a graphic of a firearm,
- Girl on the Right Wendy "Indians fuck their daughters" Sullivan who gleefully compares Muslims to pigs, and
- The screechingly hateful and racist Kathy "Five Feet of Fury" Shaidle. Among others.
That's quite the strict membership filter you have there, SUZANNE. But wait! There's more.
Nestled in amongst the shrieking homicidal obsessives, racists and homophobes, we have perfectly respectable blogs such as Liberal Catnip, Impolitical, Scott Tribe, Stageleft, The Galloping Beaver, Michael Geist, and a host of others. Are we to believe that someone like Michael Geist actually dropped SUZANNE a note and asked to be included in her aggregator? And all of those others as well?
Well, maybe. I guess stranger things have happened. But if you scan that list and are shocked to find your blog tucked in there, and you're not happy about that, you might want to drop SUZANNE a note at goss98@yahoo.com, and tell her to fuck right off and that you're not interested in sharing an aggregator with some of the hideous cretins she's already got there, and that you're a bit miffed that she would have added you without your permission.
But that's just me.
(Wag of the tail to The JABbering Stooge).
6 comments:
Um, terrorism is an extremely deviant form of sexual behavior?
Damn, you learn something new every day.
I wonder what she means by "other extremely deviant forms of sexual behaviour"... Fetishism?
Note it says "racialism", not "racism." This is significant. "Racialism" almost certainly means "talking about race."
The world is a Stephen Colbert gag, you realize.
So SUZANNE created Opinion Canada to give a semblance of credibility to HERSELF and to a select coterie of haters, by associating themselves with well-respected bloggers?
Right out the ReformaTory dirty tricks handbook.
"...extremely deviant forms of sexual behaviour" undoubtedly for "teh gays".
"I wonder what she means by 'other extremely deviant forms of sexual behaviour'"
Oh, JJ, that's so simple. Really. You're a deviate if you enjoy it, especially if you're a woman. If you do it just for fun. If you do it without the permission of and instruction from teh church's duly-appointed nosy parkers. If you do it while not legally married to the other one (and ONLY one) you do it with. If you do it with anyone of the same gender as yourself (whether legal or not). Or if you want the sex without the pregnant. Or if you use contraception, even for a reason other than the prevention of the pregnant. If you take off your clothes to do it. If you do it any place other than in bed, in the dark, behind several locks, and under a ton of covers. If you actually think about it when you're not doing it. If you smile when you think about it. If you know what an orgasm is. And if you know how to get another one.
Not a comprehensive list, I'm sure, but it's a start.
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