Saturday, August 30, 2008

Just do her thinking for her.

Shorter Blogging Tory Mark Peters: A smart man knows that it’s up to him to monitor the little woman’s TV viewing habits. Otherwise, that notorious man-hater Oprah will ruin his marriage/relationship.

You only wish I was kidding.


CC said...

Mark implores:

"Challenge the messages she's imbibing. Awaken her to the garbage she's consuming."

Since Mark is a Blogging Tory, I'm guessing the irony of that sentiment is utterly lost on him.

Romantic Heretic said...

Um, Mark?

Women aren't property.

Ti-Guy said...

Lord, the hysterics, the histrionics....the panty-wetting.

I think he's watching too much Oprah.

Frank Frink said...

Mark knows that, Romantic Heretic.

Marks knows women aren't property. They're merely chattel.

Ti-Guy said...

I don't think Mark has ever met any women who don't care for Oprah all that much. Or especially the The View; every woman I know can't stand that show.