Good boy, Stephen. Here's a biscuit.

Having yapped on ceaselessly about the gauche, classless eliminationism of the Liberals' alleged Stephen Harper assassination fantasy, Captain Canada and Preston Manning's personal fluffer Stephen Taylor would like to address Sarah Palin's recent weapon-related imagery and Democrat hit list by getting all thoughtful, nuancy, metaphorical and dismissive.

You have to be impressed by someone who can type that well with one hand while gently cradling Manning's nut sack in the other. It's a talent.