Friday, August 15, 2008
You might want to rethink that.
Proving once again that the barrel has no bottom, Five Feet of I’m a Parody of Myself™ references that bastion of scientific integrity and reasoned, intelligent discourse Lifesite in order to take a gratuitous swipe at what she calls wimpy, "gay-acting" straight beta males. No, really.
And furthermore ... This whole fascination on the part of so-called "conservative" women with their perfect ideal of manly-men men is just a touch too precious. Consider, if you will, that the majority of these masculine hunks of Alpha Maleness like, oh say, Mark Steyn, Bill O’Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, etc., etc., have never served day one in the military. Which as everyone who is anyone knows is the absolute high water mark when it comes to masculine bona fides; unless, of course, you’re John Kerry. Or Max Cleland. Hell, even Dubya served. Granted it was in champagne Guard Unit his daddy got him into and he never saw a day of action outside the continental US ... but I digress.
These same kick-ass-first-and-take-names-later dreamboats are always the first to scream for attacks and invasions ... to be led and fought by other people, don't you know. And they can always be counted on to promptly accuse those who speak out against the notion of attacks and invasions of being cowards and traitors. But that doesn't stop you and the rest of your clueless, shrieky sisterhood from thinking "this, this is the perfect man" when it comes to these pathetic blowhards.
I have to be completely honest with you, Five Feet — an utterly foreign concept, I'm sure — I’m beyond convinced that Mark, Billo, Rush, etc., etc., ad nauseum, would probably run screaming like a 6-year-old girl from any sort of physical confrontation.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
10 comments:
What a disgusting hypocrite.
"Shaidle still struggles with some Church teachings, such as contraception."
No, no. It's not HYPOCRISY, you see, when it's POLEMIC.
This is laughable. These shrieking, shrill, hissy, petulant low IQ cowardly men are a conservative woman's ideal of masculinity?
Snicker.
When I read women like Five Feet and they state their preference in guys I always have a vision appear in my mind.
Of them chained to a St. Andrew's Cross with their sensitive areas being worked over with a flogger. And they're loving it.
But I'm an erotica writer so I would. ;)
It's like Blogging Tory "Neo Conservative," who adores talking kick-ass, tough guy smack on his blog but practically pisses his panties in terror any time someone uses the word "cunt."
Yeah, those are just the he-man studs who are going to protect us all from the dangers of Islamojihadifarianism. Once they let their undies dry.
They're loonies, and like everything else they believe, the ideals they hold about gender are cartoonish: Men are supposed to be gallant and chivalrous, holding their coats over puddles so dainty m'lady can step off the curb, and women are supposed to be keepers of feminine virtue and controllers of feminine sexuality, the only power over men they have.
We need to put these adolescent primitives on an island somewhere and make a reality teevee show out of it. I imagine Wendy Sullivan and Kathy Shaidle will end up killing each in the first episode in a fight over who gets to share Damian Penny's stash of Hot Pockets.
The less unattractive ones will destroy each other in similar fashion with sexual intrigue being the catalyst. Kate McMillan ends up the sole survivor in a barren, Hobbesian hellscape and, confronted with the fact that she doesn't know the first thing about growing wheat, ends up eating one of her dogs.
Steyn... I somehow found myself right next to him at a downtown intersection one afternoon when he was here in Terminal City for his HRT hearing. Pretty sure I could have taken him down in an instant, just too many witnesses around.
Oh, by the way, Shaidle is and always will be a better writer than you.
Omigod, omigod, omigod!11!!!!!1!! I'm curious, Ricky -- do you still long for the days of Menudo?
Shaidle writes? Who knew? I always assumed that some blog-bot produced those uninspired, barely coherent generic right-wing neo-con tirades from a boiler-plate.
Post a Comment