Everything I needed to know about utter wankitude, I learned from the Blogging Tories.

Shorter Canadian Whine-o-sphere: "As kick-ass, take-no-prisoners, troop-supporting, pro-war, studly, he-man keyboard commandos and REAL women who can look after ourselves and laugh at all those lefties and their "nanny state" mentality, we reserve the right to piss our pants uncontrollably and have an absolute case of the pearl-clutching vapours whenever someone writes something mean about us."

Did I get that about right?