Tuesday, April 01, 2008

It's like the scab you can't stop picking at.


And as much as I've grown tired of paddling Patsy Ross on a regular basis, Red Tory couldn't resist one last boot to the nads, accompanied by the only thing you'll ever need to know about Patsy:



I, on the other hand, am above that kind of instant gratification, and prefer to take the long view; to be a visionary, as it were:


Eerie, isn't it, Patsy? It's like looking into the future.

P.S. And remember, ladies ... he's single.

15 comments:

Dr.Dawg said...

This is uncivil, and lowers the tone of the

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Damn. Can't stop laughing for some reason. You bring out the worst in one.

LuLu said...

What beady little eyes Patsy has ...

Sheena said...

ewww.. I know what I'd do with a dildo, and it's not what I'd do with him. Very poor choice of metaphor.

Red Tory said...

Oh Sheena, there’s just no pleasing you at all, is there? Oh, wait… I just re-read your comment. Never mind.

Ti-Guy said...

I see the little passive-aggressive ben-wa ball took up my comment over at the CBC thing without addressing me directly.

Thank God he's so incoherent, otherwise, I believe he might have had the chance to offend me...right there...in the Cybersphere for all the world to see.

Patrick Mullet Ross blows steers.

Anonymous said...

And he's single you say? Wonder why? With his intellect and manly demeanor....oh, just read RT and took a good look at the picture. Never mind.

Real_PHV_Mentarch said...

I'll admit it flat out: considering the number of times Mr Ross clumsily jabbed-and-missed at me (and I always simply ignored him in return), I nevertheless get a big laugh each time one of the Big Guys (like CC and RT) give him his just desserts.

Will this invalidate my Progressive Membership card?

;-)

Ti-Guy said...

It's payback for the trauma I endured during the period I actually read his crap for comprehension.

You don't get the time back, I'll tell you.

Real_PHV_Mentarch said...

My hat's off to you, Ti-Guy!

I usually yawn out of boredom around the thrid or so line of any of his posts and then quickly move on to read actual reality-based sense anywhere else ... in order to prevent my mind from shutting down by his nonsensical droning.

;-)

Ti-Guy said...

You find yourself scratching and scraping at his writing, looking for the tiniest clue that it may be informed by external evidence, somewhere, on some level, but...nothing. Not even something as lame as "Webster's dictionary defines onanism as..."

I don't think Patrick can read, quite frankly. Maybe he's aphasic?

Real_PHV_Mentarch said...

Or maybe, as RT is fond to propose from time to time, he is actually performing as a comedian ... ;-)

Rev.Paperboy said...

Patsy's not smart enough to be a parody troll

Frank Frink said...

I think there's a town in Newfoundland that's quite offended by that visual. ;-)

Cameron Campbell said...

My eyes are offended as well...

KEvron said...

"What beady little eyes Patsy has"

so close together, they oughta kiss....

KEvron