Wherein LuLu is actually too shocked for snark.
If fans of Hitler held a party, and a candidate for federal office attended, would anybody notice?
U.S. Congressional candidate Tony Zirkle is facing criticism from one of his primary opponents, and a host of people on the Internet, for speaking at an event over the weekend that celebrated Adolf Hitler's birthday. Zirkle confirmed to The News-Dispatch on Monday he spoke Sunday in Chicago at a meeting of the Nationalist Socialist Workers Party, whose symbol is a swastika.
When asked if he was a Nazi or sympathized with Nazis or white supremacists, Zirkle replied he didn't know enough about the group to either favor it or oppose it. "This is just a great opportunity for me to witness," he said, referring to his message and his Christian belief.
I’m not sure you want to describe your speech to a group of Neo-Nazis masquerading as white activists (Is there a difference? I can’t see a difference) as a “great opportunity”. But worry not, kids, Zirkle had good reason for making with the crazy.
The Crown Point Republican spoke in front of about 56 "white activists" at an event honoring the birth of Hitler. The German leader was responsible for the genocide of millions of Jews and others during World War II.
Zirkle said the group asked him to speak to discuss the effect of pornography and prostitution on young, white women and girls.
I guess all those young, non-white women and girls can just fuck off. Of course, he might've just been there for the cake.
At the event, Hitler's birthday was observed with a cake with a photo of Hitler and the words "Seig Heil."
Awwwwwwww — isn’t that sweet? Seriously, these people aren’t even trying to hide the fact that they're crazier than the average shithouse rat anymore.
(h/t to the good Dr.Dawg)