Friday, April 18, 2008

I smell conspiracy - Part II.


Shorter Steve Janke, Boy Detective: According to Elections Canada's online directory (which I've helpfully reproduced here), there is no listing for Andre Throuin, the man seen leaving Conservative Party HQ with a box of detectives. This is veeeeerrrrrryyyy suspicious, don't you think? Who is Andre Throuin and why is he at the forefront of something as sensitive as this? Stay tuned.

And now for the punchline. For one thing, Throuin's name is actually spelled Thouin. Details, details - don't bother me with details. For another ... well, take a look at this.

12 comments:

CC said...

I believe the next obvious step for Krime Kracker Kid Janke is to investigate what kind of countertops Thouin has in his residence.

Be sure to follow the links. Trust me on this one.

Red Tory said...

Another day, another tree erroneously barked up... Such is Janke's sorry lot in life it seems.

Ti-Guy said...

I'm waiting for Buckethead to unearth the medical records that reveal whether Thouin had polyps or not. Anything else is a distraction and immaterial to the issue at hand.

Dr.Dawg said...

Er...how many detectives fit into one of those boxes anyway? Is one of them Steve Janke, perchance?

thwap said...

The central point that Janke is trying to make is that Harper and the Neo-Conservative Party of Canada are absolutely blameless in everything.

Everything is always a frame-up. "The Man" is always trying to keep them down.

These right-wingers, "blogging tories" are as pathetic as the whining juvenile delinquents and punks that they rage about.

Pathetic.

Ti-Guy said...

Remember, Janke was a conduit for American interference/propagands in the ADSCAM scandal and ginned up the sensationalism of the income trust leak.

I wouldn't surprised if his name pops up in official documents at some point. He's already been photographed in the company of Lord Black.

Of course, the beauty of neoconservatism is that you never know whether the ignorance is deliberate or not, so who knows.

¢rÄbG®äŠŠ said...

Of course, the beauty of neoconservatism is that you never know whether the ignorance is deliberate or not, so who knows.

I think that typically the ignorance is deliberate but comes very naturally.

Zorpheous said...

Not to put too much on this point, but the data base that Janke was searching states that the last time it was update was

Last updated: 2005-07-15

¢rÄbG®äŠŠ said...

Great post, Kate!

Hunter

¢rÄbG®äŠŠ said...

Oops, sorry, wrong thread.

Hunter

Zorpheous said...

my bad, that may have been the time stamp for the web site.

Frank Frink said...

The central point that Janke is trying to make is that Harper and the Neo-Conservative Party of Canada are absolutely blameless in everything.

Of course. I thought we all knew that PMSH actually has a halo over his head but that gosh-darned librul-biased media, curse them, digitally edits it out in print and on Tee Vee to hide the truth from ordinary Canadians.