I just thought that needed to be said. And the next person who says “Ooohhhh, you have that 100 Days Flu ...” will get my boot so far up their ass, it’ll require surgery to remove it.
This boot.
And furthermore. I actually accused my doctor of making that up when he provided this diagnosis yesterday. Obviously, I lack respect for anyone when I'm in this state ... so look out.
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Lulu, my sweet, don't do that to a perfectly wonderful boot. Anyone who makes a dumbass comment to you does not deserve such a beautiful thing up their butt.
Try this boot
instead.
Rugged yet elegant simplicity of design plus spikes = perfect boot to the arse!
Ooohhhh, you have that 100 Days Flu ..
Sorry Lulu, I couldn't help myself. I'm a bad boy and will accept my punishment.
:)
woo hoo!
Did you have a blood test for mono? It is a nasty disease to catch and can last for months.
My daughter was sick for a couple of weeks. We were back and forth to the doctor. They said she had strep and a bad cold.
I went on the internet, and looked up her sympstoms. Then asked them to check for mono.
She had mono and is still sick from it. It has been three months.
I've actually had mono - twice - and this isn't it. It's just a vicious virus that starts with a fever, chills, sore throat, no energy and then develops into a serious chest cold. You either kick it within a week which my assistant, that plague-infested sack of germs managed to do, or it lingers ... seemingly forever.
I appear to have been lucky enough to develop the lingering version with a cough that sounds like I'm a two-pack-a-day smoker ... yay me!!!
Oh LuLu...so sorry! I prescribe something warm, preferably with brandy, honey, and lemon. Drink liberally, wake up a few days later all better.
:)
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