Monday, April 21, 2008

Generalizing: It's not just for breakfast anymore.


It snowed; therefore, global warming must be a myth.

A Blogging Tory once said something dumb; therefore, all Canadian conservatives are stupid, fucking retards.

Yeah, that works for me.

13 comments:

Southern Quebec said...

It's April 21st and it's 26C outside. (I don't have a picture of my dog panting -- sorry.) The snow melted last week and now we're baking.

liberal supporter said...

Here in Ontario, it will be in the 20s all week when it should be low teens.

Is she saying "Let the eastern bastards fry in the sun"?

It makes sense though, that she would not recognize local "freak" weather, but think it is somehow normal. Just as she considers herself normal.

E in MD said...

Lets throw it back on them.

Mark Foley was email stalking little kids therefore all conservatives are pedophiles.

Larry Craig hunted for buttsex in airport bathrooms therefore all conservatives are gay bathroom sex-o-philes.

Paul Ross Evans was a conservative religidiot women's clinic bomber therefore all conservatives are potential terrorists who are stupid enough to buy their bomb making supplies from wal-mart using a credit card.

Ahh there we go.

liberal supporter said...

Hey, e in md, this was supposed to be sarcastic. Stop telling the truth!

Red Tory said...

As I said over there... It's "weather" not "climate" — there's a difference.

E in MD said...



As I said over there... It's "weather" not "climate" — there's a difference.

By Blogger Red Tory, at 4:30 PM


Quit trying to confuse them with nuances.

mikmik said...

We had 20 deg. last weekend but now 20 cm of snow and -20 of windchill. Beware, southern Quebec.

What I want to know is how that unusually cold (and f***ing bitter) weather means ixnay on the obalgay armingway to these morons, but when it gets hot that doesn't mean anything. Nor does melting glaciers and ice caps, nor does pointing out the err of their reasoning.
They just wait until next time and spew the same lies THEY KNOW ARE UNTRUE

Southern Quebec said...

But Mikmik, we are soooo far south that if you went any souther (ie behind the trees in the back) you would be in another country! :)

Pale said...

Here in the balmy rain forests of BC, we have been having snow, hail and some mighty cold weather, typical lows at this time of year are anywhere down to 5c, its been near 0c....

Most people realize that global warming is actually global climate change. My dad pulled that 'Its all crap, cause look how COLD it is!' on me the other day. He got an earful....I think he will avoid that topic from now on.

GAH. This is simple enough for even me to understand.

E in MD said...

They're the kind of people who would visit Seattle on the one day of the year where the sun is shining, end up moving there and slitting their wrists because the other 364 days a year it's gray, drizzly and cold.

Hmm... on second though lets chip in and buy them all tickets.

JJ said...

Pale, I wish I had a toonie for every customer that walked into the store on Saturday and said: "Gotta love this glow-ball warming, eh? Hyuk! Hyuk!"

I would immediately tell them not to think *hot* or *cold*, but extreme -- and suddenly their eyes would glaze over and they'd start talking about the hockey game.

Dana Hunter said...

Aren't they cute when you poleax them with reality?

Chimera said...

Yup. Just like baby seals. Somebody hand me a club.