Saturday, September 05, 2009

It's not their fault.

It's never their fault.

P.S. In reality, I am not a progressive blogger at all. I am really Patrick Ross, a screeching, hopelessly dishonest right-wing, pathologically violent loon out to discredit progressive bloggers by making them appear rude, mean, and uncivil.

And in reality, Maria "Dodo" S. isn't a Canadian conservative. She is, in fact, my co-blogger LuLu, on a mission to make Canada's Blogging Tories look like mind-numbing retards and hypocritical, deranged, drooling mouth-breathers.

"Dr. Dawg" is actually Warren Kinsella. Or maybe Jay Currie. Whichever's funnier.

AFTERSNARK: I am, of course, reminded of the classic exchange:

Me: "We get links from the New York Times."

Twatdick: "LOL OMFG ROTFL no you don't, HAHAHAHAHA!!"

Me: "Well, actually, yes, we do."

Twatdick: "Those don't count!"

That one's never going to get old. Seriously. Never.


LuLu said...

Shhhhhhhhhhhh ... you'll ruin everything.

P.S. My job is actually quite easy -- there's such an embarrassment of riches where the BT mouthbreathers are concerned.

Dr.Dawg said...

Damn. Busted.

Lindsay Stewart said...

Told ya so Ti-Guy... neener neener neener.

Frank Frink said...

Damn, she's stealing my material. This, of course, means war! Kaiser buns at 20 paces.

Isn't it cute how she uses the words 'discuss with' and 'Patrick Ross' in the same sentence?