Sunday, September 27, 2009
Hey, aren't you someone? No, but I used to be.
Apparently, even Kathy "Five Feet of Strap-On" Shaidle and Arnie "Six Feet of Ball Gag" Lemaire aren't enough to pull in the big names. And after that fiasco is over and the impressive attendance is announced, don't forget that those idiots can't count.