Friday, April 04, 2008

Because you can never get enough of Teh Stoopid.


And over on the corner of Dumbfuck Street and Twatwaffle Avenue, Blogging Tory "Hunter" is holding forth:

Flashback: A guy is at a party 17 years ago, and drinks enough to get silly, and make an unfortunate comment that resurfaces today. He apologizes and that should be the end of it. Yet, it's splashed all over the news, hour after hour, endlessly.

Yes! "Hour after hour!" "Endlessly!" For the last ... uh ... day and a half, at least! Good God, the horror! Talk about a story having legs! But wait ... Hunter's just getting started:

Present Day: A few weeks ago, something really hateful was said in the House, nothing reported about it on the news, an apology was made and accepted, that was the end of it...

But ... but ... but ... Stephane Dion! And Jean Chretien! And Bill Clinton! And the communists! Then things take a turn for the really, really strange:

What if I was raped 17 years ago and someone found a tape of it today, should it be broadcast to the world because the guy who did it is now a well respected businessman? What if the guy had totally repented and reformed his life, but his wife didn't know about it, and it now wrecked his marriage? Is that okay?

Um ... I'm going to go with "Yes" here since I'm guessing that, if someone's a rapist, his wife might want to know about it. But that's just the way I roll, ya know?

Do lefties have no sense of respect for people?

Yeah, I'm going to have to stop reading now and go rinse out my eyes with bleach. Back later.

THERE'S A LESSON HERE
. If you're going to rape Blogging Tory "Hunter," don't videotape it. It might make your life awkward down the road. And she wouldn't want that.

10 comments:

Ti-Guy said...

"A few weeks ago, something really hateful was said in the House, nothing reported about it on the news..."

Then how did the stupid bint hear about it?

Jay said...

Thats some Grade-A stupid there.. Almost like rape was just an everyday thing to throw out casually and wonder how things would have turned out if .....

Ugh, mind bleach time indeed.

Sounds like Hunter might have some rape fetish thing going on.

toujoursdan said...

"A few weeks ago, something really hateful was said in the House, nothing reported about it on the news..."

Then how did the stupid bint hear about it?


Assuming this is true, is Teh Stupid and their holier-than-thou-uber-Christian-right-thinking minions really arguing that two wrongs make a right? I can't find that in any religious text.

greeneggsandtam said...

What a weird analogy.

KEvron said...

"What if I was raped 17 years ago"

*blink*

*blink-blink*

well, it's good to know she doesn't hold grudges.

if anyone could explain to me what the fuck is wrong with these people, i'd really appreciate it.

KEvron

JJ said...

Hunter, your Freudian slip is showing.

Frank Frink said...

is Teh Stupid and their holier-than-thou-uber-Christian-right-thinking minions really arguing that two wrongs make a right?

Someone, somewhere did something similar sometime in the past. But did it waaaaaay worse than we did it.

That's always their argument.

catnip said...

That has to be one of the most imbecilic comments I have ever seen in the wingnutosphere. Wow.

liberal supporter said...

She's just pretending she's in the big leagues with Kathy and Catherine, both of whom claim people want to rape them.

Dana Hunter said...

Holy. Fucking. God. What a stupid bitch.

I'm ashamed she's using my last name as her handle.

I'm ashamed she shares my gender. Are we sure about that? How many women would say something that spectacularly retarded about rape?

"Do lefties have no sense of respect for people?"

If you mean, do we have any sense of respect for people like Hunter, then the short answer is "Fuck no."

Excuse me. I need to go powerwash the contents of my skull with some of CC's bleach and a wire brush.