Friday, September 18, 2009

Really stupid Conservative women.


Not too swift, these chicks. First there's Helena of Tory:

Jaffer's wife, Tory cabinet minister Helena Guergis, reacted to news of his arrest on Thursday.

"I'm taking this very seriously," Guergis told reporters. "I don't really have enough information to give an informed comment."

Here's a suggestion, Helena: "Um ... Rahim, honey? Do you snort coke?" There you go, dear -- all the information you need.

Then there's Federal Health Minister Leona Aglukkaq, who makes Helena look positively cerebral:

Aglukkaq pledged to get to the bottom of the matter and make public the results of a departmental investigation.

A thought, Leona -- it's called a "telephone," as in, "How the $^@^&(^#$%@# did body bags end up in a shipment of hand sanitizer and face masks? Yes, I want to know right now! I'll hold."

And don't read any misogynistic crap into this post -- the men are just as stunningly incompetent as well. Like you needed me to explain that.

3 comments:

Lindsay Stewart said...

chicks? wtf. do we have to pack you off to one of the ti-guy brand reeducation and sensitivity training camps? hmm. do we? yes, they're stupid. yes, they're conservative. and yes, they're women. two of those things are causally related.

Cherniak_WTF said...

Let's see
Canadian of convenience
Speed racing
Helping the drug trade
and
Drunk

Okay, can't wait to hear Connies want to deport him...

Of course Helena is a dumb cunt for not knowing that her husband does coke... Maybe she should think of the children...

Ti-Guy said...

the men are just as stunningly incompetent as well.

More so.

yes, they're stupid. yes, they're conservative. and yes, they're women.

I believe Conservative women prefer to be called "girls."

I'm a sexist like Ira Levin of Stepford Wives fame was; meaning not at all. I don't like Conservative women because they diminish women.