Not too swift, these chicks. First there's Helena of Tory:
Jaffer's wife, Tory cabinet minister Helena Guergis, reacted to news of his arrest on Thursday.
"I'm taking this very seriously," Guergis told reporters. "I don't really have enough information to give an informed comment."
Here's a suggestion, Helena: "Um ... Rahim, honey? Do you snort coke?" There you go, dear -- all the information you need.
Then there's Federal Health Minister Leona Aglukkaq, who makes Helena look positively cerebral:
Aglukkaq pledged to get to the bottom of the matter and make public the results of a departmental investigation.
A thought, Leona -- it's called a "telephone," as in, "How the $^@^&(^#$%@# did body bags end up in a shipment of hand sanitizer and face masks? Yes, I want to know right now! I'll hold."
And don't read any misogynistic crap into this post -- the men are just as stunningly incompetent as well. Like you needed me to explain that.