Oh, this is just precious. First, the setup, courtesy of http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/blog_cuss:
And the delicious punchline:
It just doesn't get any funnier than that, does it?
(Wag of the tail to "Southern Quebec" for the link.)
BONUS TRACK: Why stop now?
Yeah, I'm thinking Neo really doesn't have the moral standing to be giving us any more lessons in civility.
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32.8%? Is that all? Obviously we're just not trying hard enough ... fuck.
Yeah. Anything less than 100% means you and we are slacking off.
...*ahem*...glans. Oh, wait, that isn't "cussin," is it? Maybe I'll contextualise it: "Jerry Falwells's glans..." There. That ought to bring it up a bit.
Frankly, the word "cuss" offends me. It suggests the combination of low-class redneckism and uppity redneckism, which offends egalitarian Canadian hicks like me.
My result: Around 0% of the pages on your website contain cussing.This is 100% LESS than other websites who took this test.
Ha.
That thingy isn't too reliable... First it was 0 for ACR, and now it's like 18.1 %.
Wheeeeeeeeeeee.
Whew. I was thinking I was going to have to add some swears into the pages in a white font to make it show up on the cuss-o-meter.
It's ok pale, at least we're 99% evil.
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