"John, how ya doing?"
"Fred, long time, no see, what are you here for?"
"Well, John, being a pro-life, family values, God-fearing kind of Christian, I've come all this way to tell people how much I hate abortion."
"Hey, me too, Fred. I really hate it."
"Well, I'll bet you don't hate it as much as I do. Because I really, really hate it."
"Oh, I don't know, Fred, I don't think anyone hates it as much as me."
"So, uh, what do you wanna do now?"
"I don't know, man ... you wanna hire a couple hookers to knock our junk around?"
"Sure, works for me."
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THE UNINTENTIONAL STUPID: It's going to be quite the pro-life party:
Among the many notable speakers at this major conference will be Father Gerard Wilberforce, the great, great grandson of slavery abolitionist William Wilberforce...
Hughes says, "Wilberforcee is one of a growing list of descendants of very prominent anti-slavers such as the current descendent of Dread Scott, upon whom was built the terrible Dread Scott case in the United States which said that black humans were only three fourths human, and also Dr. Alveda King, the niece of the late Martin Luther King Jr., who is also in the forefront of the pro-life movement. It is growing trend."
Yeah, when Wilberforcee starts talking about "Dread Scott," I'm betting there won't be a dry eye in the house. Or a historically literate one.