Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Well ... duh.
Shorter Susie ALL-CAPS: Since men can’t carry the babies, responsibility for an unwanted pregnancy rests squarely on the shoulders of all those cheap, slutty women. Soooooo, if you don’t want to get pregnant, don’t have sex.
No, really.
Sweet dancing Jesus, I need a drink and it's not even 9:30.
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I didn't know SUZANNE studied engineering at Carleton.
There is a certain degree if accuracy in what she says. Women bear a disproportionate amount of the consequences of a pregnancy, planned or unplanned, and that's not going to change. Therefore women who ABSOLUTELY don't want to risk any chance, no matter how infinitesmal, of unwanted pregnancy should always abstain from vaginal intercourse. As should men who don't want to face the risk of fatherhood.
However those people certainly shouldn't give up on sex. Just on vaginal intercourse. They should continue to lead active sex lives, unencumbered by worries of pregnancy or of having their child fall into the clutches of a perverted freak like SUZANNE.
Oh Lulu, she thinks we are all possessed by demons anyway. Her and Pachecco.
RB-
"Therefore women who ABSOLUTELY don't want to risk any chance, no matter how infinitesmal, of unwanted pregnancy should always abstain from vaginal intercourse"
So just what, exactly, are you suggesting? What other kinds of intercourse are there?
;)
Well come to think of it, that should be "vaginal intercourse involving a penis." Perfectly fine to use dildos, vibrators, tongues, fingers, vegetables or just about anything else she enjoys, with one glaring one-eyed exception.
Of course she can also involve a penis in her sex life, should she choose to, in any number of ways - just so long as Harry doesn't meet Sally.
"just so long as Harry doesn't meet Sally."
Oh gawd! My keyboard!
Well at least you didn't say "Hershey Highway"...
That's it LuLu, you've incurred someone's WRATH. Expect an exorcist to be knocking on your door shortly.
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