The Girl in Blue oh-so-preciously states:
It's about time more people just came out and admitted it...
Conservative Women Rule!
But this girl thinks GiB’s shrieky fangirl headline requires just the teeniest amount of judicious editing — say something along the lines of this:
It's about time more people just came out and admitted it...
Conservative Women Rule at being mindless, talking-point-spewing, 50’s style, pearl-clutching, gun-toting, racist, homophobic, Big Daddy worshipping drones who are just waiting for some big, strong man to come along and rescue them!
Now I ask you ... doesn’t that capture the true essence of the average Blogging Tory Conservative Woman?
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A troll blowing through Raincoaster left a comment on a post about Crazy Annie Coulter saying that "Women like manly men, so they like Conservatives" or some such shite.
My comment was that he'd clearly been locked in a time capsule, which would explain why he'd never heard the names "Foley", "Haggard", et al.
Conservative women rock if you like raving harpies and hate sex. I mean, Republicans hate their wives so much that escort services fly extra girls in to towns where the Republican National Convention takes place, because they want dirty, kinky stuff they can't get at home, and unlike the Democratic party they can't just get it from one another.
Big Daddy worshipping drones who are just waiting for some big, strong man to come along and rescue them!
I guess these people have forgotten how often the men they want will trade them in for newer model, as circumstances change.
All I can say to people like that is...you'd better have a back up plan.
Any Progressive Women out there all hot and moist over conservative stud Ezra Levant or hunkalicious Patsy Ross? Any ready to proclaim your worship for that dreamy Jason Kenney or cutie pie Pierre Polievre? Any of you have Mark 'Alpha Male' Steyn in your ovaries? Got yer panties in a bunch for Tom 'Type A' Lukiwksi?
Naw, didn't think so.
The defense rests. ;-)
Naw, didn't think so.
Don't be so hasty in your judgement. Conserva-gals would want to see the figures first.
Christ, I'd have married Ezra Levant given half the chance. Can you imagine how much I'd have scored in community property? I hear he has a stretch hummer...
*cha-ching!"
I hear he has a stretch hummer...
And just what is he compensating for by owning that?
Never will I forgive either of you, ti-guy and mgs, for all that mental imagery.
NEVER
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