Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Um … ewwwww?


The Ass Monkey’s got his homophobic, Christofascist panties in a bunch and it’s not pretty — but then, it never is.


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3 comments:

E in MD said...

So since Judas popped up in the conversation, here's a couple of bible question for the right wingers.

I. How did Judas die?

A. Judas tossed his pieces of silver in a temple and then went and hung himself.

B. He bought a field for himself but tripped in the middle of it and fell on his head, then shat himself.

C. A bunch of Jesus's supporters tracked him down and found him hiding in a barn. They then blocked the door and torched the bar with him in it.

II. Did Judas identify Jesus with a kiss?

A. No, Jesus knew the band of men were coming for him. So he asked them who they sought and when they said "Jesus of Nazareth", Jesus just said "I am he."

B. Judas told the men from the chief priests and elders of the people that whomever he shall kiss would be Jesus.

C. The angry mob didn't need Judas at all, they had a wanted poster with a scrawled charcoal drawing of Jesus which they used to identify him.

4:35 PM
Ti-Guy said...

Let me guess...Cacadamia's fantasising about taking it up the tail pipe again?

Good God, man. Hire a call boy already, and stop this embarrassing public display.

5:14 PM
Mike said...

Uhm, Bob Rae and Iggy were college roommates. I'd great my old buddy like that too.

What a tool.

9:20 AM

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