Blogging Tory Mike Hinchey gifts us with one of the most spectacular opening lines:
Oh Michael. You've dropped off the face of the sane world, and slipped serenely into Crazyland ...
Seriously. A Blogging Tory wrote that. I would have quoted more but I was too busy horking up a lung in hysterical laughter.
In unrelated news, Blogging Tory Richard Ball wants to tell us about the evidence for God. Total coincidence. Really.