Against a backdrop of appropriately ominous music, Blogging Tory Derek Fildebrandt sets the stage:
Human Rights Commissars After Me
Oh, noez!!1!11! And it gets worse:
Have you ever wondered what it feels like to have the KGB knock on your door, ask for directions to the corner store and walk away? The other morning I had what I imagine to be a similar experience when I received this (see below) envelope in the mail.
But wait! Derek finally assures us that it's all good, mysteriously irrelevant references to Jennifer Lynch notwithstanding:
After staring at it on my desk, wondering what the Lynch-mob had in store for me, I opened it only to find that it was an acknowledgement of an Access to Information Request. As they say, in “Soviet Russia, Lynch watches you.”
Tags: Human Rights Commission, Jenifer [sic] Lynch
Check back tomorrow when Derek reports on a gruesome, Muslim honour killing in Montreal, and how he's sure Jennifer Lynch had nothing to do with it, but you just never know, do you?