People who recognize genius when they read it:
Canadian Cynic is on to something
The gang at that blog (Canadian Cynic) is demanding that Conservative politicians, who said that they were so busy with work that Parliament had to be prorogued, account for their time off work. Well, one of them -- Randy Hoback (Prince Albert) -- should provide a report to his constituents and the House of Commons about the price of suntan oil in California during his vacation (Prince Albert Daily Herald). Lazy idiot.
But wait, you so petulantly whine. It's not fair to tear Hoback a new orifice over his suntanning ways because, after all, he was back in town on time so what's the problem? To which one can fairly respond -- how awesomely stupid are you?
Lest you forget, it was the Sun King Party of Canada who claimed that they had so incredibly much work to do that, by gosh, they desperately needed several extra weeks of non-stop, coffee and amphetamine-fueled, full-blown, gonzo, 24/7, frantic governating just to be ready for March. So when one of them is finally located lounging on the sand and sucking back a few Coronas, to defend him by saying that it's all based on what days he was down there is just really, really lameass.
Oh, and as for cutting someone some slack based on vacation days and when they were taken, need I remind you of one Stephen "Hang on, my liege needs his fluffing!" Taylor:
As Milewski remarked, and as CTV’s Roger Smith confirms below, Michael Ignatieff is on vacation in Europe while Jack Layton is snorkling [sic] in Belize.
In other words, howzabout you whiny wankers put a sock in it? It's just a suggestion.
BECAUSE I AM AN EVIL GENIUS, THAT'S WHY: From the above-linked piece in the Prince Albert Daily Herald, we have Hoback insisting that everything is just ducky:
Despite the rally, Prince Albert MP Randy Hoback said the government's decision to prorogue parliament until March hasn't caused a flood of emails or phone calls to his office.
So if you live in Hoback's riding and you're pissed, here's what you do. You send him an e-mail (firstname.lastname@example.org) telling him what kind of useless, lazy douchebag he is, and you Cc: that email to Prince Albert Daily Herald journo Tessa Holloway (email@example.com). Then the next time Hoback has the gall to suggest that everyone's on board with this whole prorogation thing, Holloway can point out that she's received 673 copies of enraged emails to his office and how the fuck does he explain that?
And that's why you read Canadian Cynic.
DEPRESSING UPDATE: If you follow that first link, the phrase "creepy stalker" should occur to you within seconds.
What's that, Patrick? Almost the entire progressive bloggysphere has told you to piss off so now you're desperately trying to find someone to let you play in their sandbox?
Man, have you come to the wrong place. Seriously.
What's that, Patrick? Who gives a crap what Tessa Holloway thinks since she's just another useless, leftard hack?
I'm starting to think you have a problem with women, Patrick. Maybe you just need to get laid. If you can find someone with suitably low standards.
I hear Maria's available.
It seems no matter what progressive blog I go to, 'bubba' comes along and demands an apology because his MP, Hoback came back on Jan 23 to do a 'tonwhall' meeting. I am glad you pointed how trivial this objection was. I await with bated breath his appearance here.
"bubba" was already by on this earlier post. "bubba" is almost certainly just blogger Patrick Ross, who has a sordid history of blogging under other names to avoid being tossed.
What makes you think King Stephen needs CPOC MP's to help run the government? It seems to me that the whole point of prorogation is that the King and the PMO can run things better by themselves.
At least PR didn't post as me this time...
I don't know how he keeps all his little sock puppets straight.
His hackery knows no bounds.
I don't know whether to be flattered or nervous. Seriously, it's a bit weird to know that there's someone whose entire online existence revolves around reading everything I write and following every link I publish.
I guess it's true that, if you're a total loser, you might as well live vicariously through someone who isn't.
Is it time to involve the parents again?
My god he couldn't catch a clue if it was tangled in his mullet...
Oh, look, there's Patrick. Oh, look, there goes Patrick.
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