Over at Mes'o'potatohead West, Blogging Tory and Stephen Taylor intellectual compatriot Frank pines for some hot Canadian meat that will help him get a raging semi (emphasis added):
Why Aren't Canadian Girls More Like This?
Patriotic, doing public service, accepting equal responsibility, comfortable with weapons, comfortable with each other, pretty as flowers in the desert? I think it's because they don't realize the world they're living in. I think if they did, they would be just as tough and just as pretty.
Frank has a point. It can't be easy being a Canadian conservative and realizing you have to make do with, well:
and:
I'm guessing that's not quite what Frank had in mind.
12 comments:
Bad CC ... brain bleach. Must find brain bleach.
aw jeeziz. i haven't even had a coffee yet. now i have to go push needles into my eyes. thanks, thanks a lot.
Umm.. so he's arguing for national service? Because those are IDF troopers... they have no choice.
Hahahaha. Frank just doesn't know those Israeli girls...they are tough as they are cute, and would rip his nuts off if he tried anything.
On anudder note: Is this guy advocating national service for Canada...just to get his wet dreaM?
Why can't flabby, flaccid old Canadian men be more like young, female IDF soldiers?
How that old fart occupies his mind is downright creepy.
Yes, it's very tragic that *girls* in Canada are not willing to leap into uniform and show their patriotic assets to Mister Messypot.
What's that you say? You have to be a *woman* before you can join the Canadian military forces, not a teeny bopper doing touch-your-toes in tight khaki for the benefit of Mister Messypants? And those *women* are...let me check the list here...
Completely aware of the world they're living in, patriotic, doing public service, accepting equal responsibility (funny how that never gets applied to "feminazis"), comfortable with weapons, comfortable with each other, and don't give a shit they're pretty as flowers in the desert, so long as they are competent and able to stand for this country the way his doughy backside can't wobble out of the desk chair to attempt? Thanks WesOmess for insulting all the women of this country *voluntarily* and of free will standing on the combat line for Canada. What a basement dweller. CF women need to be PRETTY just to make his slacker day? Wow, those are moving goal posts to set up ain't they. What's pretty again?
And for that matter, their civilian counterparts, (whom you are attempting to stealth degrade in your backhanded yearning to have uniform-clad pole-dancing adolescents cavorting before you) are not exactly scrap metal in the tough, patriotic department either. But it's not like Mr. Messup is talking real women (as opposed to Real Women tm)
He has to believe in ID. If he had to admit evolution was the truth, he'd have to admit his genes are goin' NOWHERE when his idea of 'hey baby' is to keep dissin' the other *very important* half of the equation.
Why do alleged Conservatives hate Canada? And *really* hate Canadian women?
I'm guessing this is closer to reality:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mk31iQrq81Y&feature=related
Frank fantasizes about Canadian girrlls wearing combat khaki, carrying TAR-21's and patrolling the West Bank and Gaza Strip?
Someone should tell the messy potatohead that the Gaza Strip is a narrow piece of land, not a peeler bar.
Ditto, the West Bank
CC = Canadian Coward
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