Monday, May 12, 2008

Shorter Five Feet of Food Bank™:


Everyone’s a racist and/or bigot — especially me.

And no, I have no problem with that you lefty, pinko, islamohomocommiefeminazis. I'm proud of it.

Hmmmmmmmm ... that's weird. I keep getting a "Cannot find server" error when I try to go to the land of Five Feet of Spare Some Change™.

And she's back. Thank God ... whatever would we do without Five Feet of Imperial Grand Dragon™?

17 comments:

Dr.Dawg said...
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Dr.Dawg said...

Gosh, my ears were burning.

Another "fact" from Shaidle. The Taliban, it seems, are Arabs now. Well, they all look alike, right?

Maybe we're all racist, as she claims. But we aren't all Kathy Shaidle. And for that we should be eternally grateful.

Balbulican said...

Taliban, Ayrabs, darkies, slants - what the hell's the difference once the head's blowed off?

Facts, Dawg? She don' need no steekin' facts...

Mike said...

She is a really angry, pitiful woman no?

And I'll bet she really thinks that most Canadians are as racist and hateful as her. Probably because she hangs with the likes of Wendy Sullivan or Mark Steyn.

Of course, she probably needs to think that, or else she would have to come to the earth shattering conclusion that she is the abberation and that she is not normal.

Ti-Guy said...

"Shaidle" is German, isn't it? Possibly a reinvention of Schädel or Schaedel? What's she hiding with this orthographic ruse?

Since we're all racists and bigots, I'm sure she wouldn't mind me throwing that out for discussion purposes.

sharonapple88 said...
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sharonapple88 said...

And I'll bet she really thinks that most Canadians are as racist and hateful as her. Probably because she hangs with the likes of Wendy Sullivan or Mark Steyn.

Most people don't wallow in their racism.

Katie thinks she's being brave by posting this crap, but if she really had guts, she'd allow comments. But then that might be too much for someone who purposely makes herself a shut-in . Avoiding the REAL world the way she does isn't healthy.

Ti-Guy said...

Katie thinks she's being brave by posting this crap, but if she really had guts, she'd allow comments.

Or even confront her accusers on their own turf. She really does remind me of a little kid hurling insults at the neighbours from the safety of her backyard.

The only place you ever see her comment is over at KKKate's, where she's got her posse cretins to support her when she's challenged. Indeed, the Harridan tag-team of KKKate and KKKathy unleashed on poor old Norman Spector when he took them on is one for the ages.

She really should take up drinking again.

Mike said...

From sharonapple88's link:

"I'd love to get an official Asperger's diagnosis but that would mean calling a doctor..."


Well, that could explain it, though a terrible insult to those with Aspergers. And people with Lupus too boot.

Ti-Guy said...

On second thought, scratch that "take up drinking" comment...

From Sharon's link:

6. The most I ever drank (back when I did) in a 24-hour period was a 40-ouncer of Old Grandad plus a case of Red Baron.

Whoa! I'm not paying health taxes for that miserable twat to be laid up in hospital for alchohol poisoning.

Anyway, if she thinks being honest about all that is admirable, she's even a worse narcissist than I thought. Those are not particularly unique experiences, nor is the fact that she hasn't grown from them much to credit.

You know...maybe she is drinking again. The people she's been hanging around are all quite bibulous.

mikmik said...

How the fuck does she know that everyone's racist if she never leaves her home?
Of course that means her whole life experience is centered around herself so her own thoughts become her whole reality - excepting, of course, her online acquaintance which she is able to limit to ones that support her sick viewpoint.

If she was to ever be ignored she would be devastated.

Five Feet of Forlorn

sharonapple88 said...

She really should take up drinking again.

I bet she's a mean drunk, though, on top of being excessive.

You know, I feel a little sorry for her. She seems frightened of everything. She's scared of using the phone. She was too scared to learn double-dutch. She doesn't know how to ride a bicycle or drive a car. She's afraid of leaving her apartment.

A walk outside would do her good.. if only for the fresh air and exercise.

KEvron said...

maybe we all are, though you'd be hard pressed to prove it by me. still, the unrelapsed (where does she stand on all that stuff? hard for me to keep up)fuckhead needs to be reminded of the basic tenet of christianity, that we're all sinners. that doesn't mean we're supposed to throw in the towel.

KEvron

Ti-Guy said...

Mark Steyn-approved blogger Kathy Shaidle, quoting on her blog:

"Dear Americans: you need to be killing more bad Iraqis. Thank you.

"They are pigs, and only know rooting in the offal and shit that is their culture. They are as unacquainted with honor as they are with bathing or oral hygiene. I’m glad we greased Saddam Hussein (and hundreds of thousands more, if the left-wing human rights agencies are to be believed), but the job ain’t done. Not by a long shot."

Pretty unequivocal call for genocide, I'd say.

Kaplan said...

Well, Shaidle would know alot about being a pig and rooting around in offal and shit, wouldn't she?

liberal supporter said...

Everyone's a racist? She's been reading too many Michael Coren articles, describing how "the left" is all about moral relativism. Therefore making any kind of choice on anything is to discriminate, therefore everyone is a racist. Only if your choice can be shown to be completely guided by a holy book, can you be free of having exercised free will which by definition is racism.

It's the same logic they use to attack HRCs. Claiming that everyone is guilty of human rights violations if we insult or ridicule anyone else, as a pretext that therefore they should be free to call for the wholesale murder of groups of people simply because of some physical aspect of who they are.

Francis Walsingham said...

CC = Canadian Coward