Thursday, May 22, 2008

Frankerotica, small-calibre style.


Shorter Mr. Potatohead West: "Is that a banana in your pocket, or is that a handgun in your pocket?"

16 comments:

Lindsay Stewart said...

jeeziz, what an idiot. just fish your little gun out and shoot blindly behind yourself. crack off a few rounds and everything will be better. alan rock and the liberals are responsible for rape because easily concealed guns aren't available. i love the bit about criminals invariably preferring big weapons with at least 18 rounds. gawd knows a criminal wouldn't have a use for an easily concealed weapon, no sir.

900ft Jesus said...

Damn Alan Rock! And to think the man managed to reach back through time thousnads of years! If only his mother had known, she would have skipped sex the night he was conceived.

Cameron Campbell said...

Plus there's stuff like:

http://www.taurususa.com/products/product-details.cfm?id=25&category=Pistol (11 rounds - 10 clip, one in breach)

Or this http://www.taurususa.com/products/product-details.cfm?id=18&category=Pistol (13 rounds - 12 clip, one in breach)

Of course, there is this: http://www.handgunsmag.com/featured_handguns/master_121305/ but it's only 7 rounds (6 clip, one breach) but then again, it's basically a miniaturized 1911

Clearly bigger, but this seems likely to be concealable: http://www.px4storm.com/index.aspx?m=53&did=48

Better yet, the compacts here: http://www.berettausa.com/product/product_pistols_main.htm (the 84FS Cheetah has a " 13-round staggered magazine")...

If you check the subcompact and compact sections at www.glock.com, you'll find more that are relatively small but carry larger capacity mags (in fact many of Glocks compact pistols will take up to 15 round mags.. some up to 33..)

All of which is to say that I can find firearms that are within an inch or so of the gun he is so angry with Rock about that carry 10 or more rounds.

This is also assuming that one couldn't carry a full sized pistol in a manner that would escape casual observation.

I think this assumption is stupid.

Cameron Campbell said...

Because I apparently like my brains to leak out my ears from teh stupid I went over there and left this comment:

"Cameron Campbell said...
So the New™ Government™ of™ Canada™ has been in charge for how long now?

These should be legal again any second right?
May 22, 2008 6:56 AM "

Frank, being the honest, intelligent guy that he is said:

"Hi Cameron,

So you don't think women should be able to legally defend themselves? I guess only strong, burly males deserve that right, eh? Good thinking on your part.

Frank Hilliard"

At which point I asked him to show me where I said that and then called him a, you know, liar.

Oddly that comment isn't up yet.

Cameron Campbell said...

Hmm.. still no joy an hour later.. Conservatives, so ready to defend their views..

Red Tory said...

Frank and his like-minded crackpot commenters aren't interested in honest discussion. Their usual tactic is to invent something they imagine you said or that they think you would likely say and then knock the stuffing out of that ridiculous strawman. Complete douchebags.

mikmik said...

Yeah, that guy is a complete moron and I never bother commenting to him. His fantasy scenario (which is rigorous logic in his world) has a rapist that is so stupid that he doesn't disable, or even notice, his victims ability reach for a weapon (bear spray, gun).
Nor does mesowest consider that the she is supplying her rapist with a free gun because he'll just take it from her.

Cameron Campbell said...

He replied though.. give him credit for that.. I mean, with a question and he posted what I said about him being a liar etc...

Cameron Campbell said...

Whoops, I'm meant to stop now, because apparently everyone can see what is going on via the comments...

whatever that means..

Gordo said...

That was the funniest exchange I've read in some time, Cameron. Thanks.

Red Tory said...

Frank's just another dishonest coward who blocks comments and pulls the plug when he gets called out on his blatant lies.

Gordo said...

Dear God, CC ... Have you checked out Frank's book on protecting yourself from home invasion? That man should be medicated and locked up if he honestly believes it will help anyone. My personal favourite is that he's catalogued it at Lulu under "Mystery & Crime": http://www.lulu.com/content/2369363

Cameron Campbell said...

gordo, thank you...

Cameron Campbell said...

I should point out that I made another comment, that he hasn't approved, questioning who had taught him firearm safety, what with the unaimed, behind the back shooting in urban areas..

Red Tory said...

Gordo — I wrote about his kooky home invasion book a while back. Turns out the chances of such an incident happening are like 1 in 250,000. Definitely something one should be terrified about. The man is a creepy old nut.

Cameron Campbell said...

I don't have the stats on the change of stranger rape in the scenario that he lays out, but it's also statistically quite small.