P.S. Being sick is teh big fat suck – my coffee doesn’t taste like anything and it makes me cough even more. Ohmigod, now I’m whining ... just ignore me.
It seems like a cold - then the flu - then the cold - then you start getting better - then you get sore throat and relentlessly runny nose. Aches, low energy, etc. Lather, rinse, repeat. Three fucking weeks now!
Hope you are not getting this cycle. One way to pass the time is to find wankers, at the library or something, and distract them, then tie their shoelaces together. Then shout, "Hey, there's an anti-troop pro choice moon bat over there!"
Hilarity ensues. Give mouth to mouth rescucitation when they fall, or sneeze on them. Then you know someone that deserves it will be suffering from this Marburg variant.
Lulu, mi amiga, we all feel your pain! It'll get better - after a few weeks, your sense of taste and smell will come creeping back, and that will be one of the happiest days of your life. I speak from experience here. ;-) Something to look forward to!
If I were a conspiracy theorist, I'd say this evil virus was unleashed by Bush & Harper in a futile bid to get people focused on something other than the spectacular mess they've created. I know it's not so, but it's fun to blame it on them anyway.
3 comments:
Drink some tea with honey ( it will help with the cough) LuLu and I hope you feel better soon!
It seems like a cold - then the flu - then the cold - then you start getting better - then you get sore throat and relentlessly runny nose. Aches, low energy, etc.
Lather, rinse, repeat. Three fucking weeks now!
Hope you are not getting this cycle. One way to pass the time is to find wankers, at the library or something, and distract them, then tie their shoelaces together. Then shout, "Hey, there's an anti-troop pro choice moon bat over there!"
Hilarity ensues. Give mouth to mouth rescucitation when they fall, or sneeze on them. Then you know someone that deserves it will be suffering from this Marburg variant.
Lulu, mi amiga, we all feel your pain! It'll get better - after a few weeks, your sense of taste and smell will come creeping back, and that will be one of the happiest days of your life. I speak from experience here. ;-) Something to look forward to!
If I were a conspiracy theorist, I'd say this evil virus was unleashed by Bush & Harper in a futile bid to get people focused on something other than the spectacular mess they've created. I know it's not so, but it's fun to blame it on them anyway.
Post a Comment