Right-wing journalistic cesspool "Newsmax" is conducting a !!!!!VERY IMPORTANT POLL!!!!! regarding bathroom Casanova GOP Senator Larry Craig, and you damned well better appreciate the significance of this baby:
Vote in This Urgent Poll
NewsMax.com, one of America's leading online news services, is conducting an urgent national online poll.
NewsMax will provide the results of this poll to major media. Additionally, NewsMax's results will be shared with every major radio talk show host in America.
Fuckin A', 'cuz if there's one thing you can count on, it's that CNN is waiting on tenterhooks to know what the drooling whackjobs who read NewsMax.com think.
I'm sorry ... was that a little over the top?