Wednesday, August 29, 2007
The rules: Gay, public restroom edition.
Apparently, there is a certain, well-established etiquette to hustling gay sex in public bathrooms. Who knew?
JUST CURIOUS: GOP Senator Larry Craig's defense is that he just naturally takes a "wide stance" when he's doing his thing in a public stall. Which inspires me to ask: When your pants are down around your ankles, how exactly does that "wide stance" thing work?
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Uhm, there must be a certain, well-pratcie athleticism to this. (Cough, cough).
In this Yank's eyes, the BEST thing about the Craig fiasco is he's a joke. For the rest of his life, everyone will know who Senator "Wide Stance" is.
When your pants are down around your ankles, how exactly does that "wide stance" thing work?
I gather from his history (which goes a loooong way back to the page scandal in the 80's) that Larry Craig generally doesn't wear pants.
Just like Ted Haggard he is 100% not gay.
Even though he was trolling in a public restroom for gay buttsechs.
Dude... you'd think with that salary he pulls from our pockets down here he'd be able to pay for a decent gay prostitute and not have to go for random sexual encounters in an airport restroom.
Maybe he, like my seven year old, gets completely naked before doing his thang.
::shudder::
There's a lovely mental image.
Good point CC, the good senator forgot to mention how he could achieve a wide stance with his pants around his ankles...unless he went the whole enchilada and took them off.
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