Blogging Tories Short Takes, Aug 9, 2007.

Shorter blog quebecois: "I don't have an actual existing issue to complain about, so I hope you don't mind if I just invent one. You're good with that, right?"

Shorter Back Off Government: "Man, what that Barack Obama said, was that stupid or what? For fairness, though, we're now going to cover the 461,000 idiotic things that George Bush has said and ... gosh darn it, I see we're all out of time. Bummer."

Shorter Kate McMillan: "Having previously presented a totally loony theory of bridge collapse that I will attribute to the liberals, I will now dispense with that theory and make fun of those liberals in the process. You got a problem with that?"