Just ... wow. I'm not sure I can even make fun of Brenda anymore. There's nothing left to parody.
BONUS TRACK: One might point out the following to Brenda:
But why should we hear about body bags, and deaths, and how many, what day it's gonna happen, and how many this or what do you suppose? Or, I mean, it's, it's not relevant. So why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that? And watch him suffer."
— Barbara Bush on "Good Morning America," March 18, 2003
but one suspects that Brenda's only response would be a confused, "I don't get it ... what's your point?"