Monday, September 14, 2009

Fucking Taliban and their cowardly aversion to overwhelming firepower.


From his secret bunker and cardboard box fort thousands of miles from danger, Blogging Tory "Neo Conservative" is all "Har har, bunch of gutless ragheads, with all their sneakiness and sneaky sneaking around like a bunch of sneaky sneaks."



"Neo" has a good point since it's just not cricket to employ military tactics appropriate to the situation. Instead, if those "donkeyheads" had any pride, they'd suck it up, brandish their archaic Soviet-era weapons over their heads, and charge our weaponized, armoured-up Humvees to be cut down like field mice under a rotary mower, because that's what real men would do. At least the incredibly stupid ones.

Check back tomorrow when Neo continues to explain how real men wage war, and would you kids please stop taking away Daddy's cardboard boxes?

BONUS JACKASSERY: I would be remiss if I didn't point out this bit of hypocrisy of Neo's from back in June:



Apparently, weapons that would allow our troops to kill the enemy from long range in complete safety is, like, wicked cool. When those folks, do it ... eh, not so much.

1 comment:

Cherniak_WTF said...

At least the incredibly stupid ones.
We'll I wonder why the Canadian soldiers don't fight like real men... They should drop their weapons and just march up to the Taliban and wrestle with them.. After all, it's what Neo would want... Cowards.