Friday, August 31, 2007

QUICK! GO! VOTE! NOW!


Right-wing journalistic cesspool "Newsmax" is conducting a !!!!!VERY IMPORTANT POLL!!!!! regarding bathroom Casanova GOP Senator Larry Craig, and you damned well better appreciate the significance of this baby:

Vote in This Urgent Poll

NewsMax.com, one of America's leading online news services, is conducting an urgent national online poll.

NewsMax will provide the results of this poll to major media. Additionally, NewsMax's results will be shared with every major radio talk show host in America.

Fuckin A', 'cuz if there's one thing you can count on, it's that CNN is waiting on tenterhooks to know what the drooling whackjobs who read NewsMax.com think.

I'm sorry ... was that a little over the top?

5 comments:

Southern Quebec said...

I think if you really want to get peoples attention, you should have used more apostrophes, and much larger (and brighter) type size. :)

Red Tory said...

CC — You just opened up a little trove of comedy there, bub.

More in a bit. Stay tuned!!!

Thanks!

Ti-Guy said...

That was a lot of fun lying to that poll.

rod said...

No

the rev. said...

A little understated if anything