And in this week's gripping installment, we again find courageous crime-fighter and Chinese toothpaste expert Steve Janke, hunkered down under his blanket with his flashlight and slooooooowly turning the knob of his Acme Police Scanner 3000 until ... Hokey Smoke, Bullwinkle, evil is afoot!
Cedrika Provencher of Trois-Rivieres, Quebec, is nine-years-old and has been missing for 40 hours. We know that she was looking for a lost dog, but we don't know whose dog it was or who asked her to look. That is very disturbing.
Yes, you could get the same information from CTV or CBC, but those people would just do plain reporting and stuff and give you the facts, and what's the fun in that? It takes a crack analytical mind like Steve's to decide that all of this is "disturbing," and that's why he's a big time right-wing blogger and you're not.
But you knew that, right?
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