Friday, May 14, 2021

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Here's Rebel News' Ezra Levant, insisting that if you don't feel like wearing a mask, you don't have to, and no one can make you, and you don't have to explain yourself:




and additionally grifting $37 for a t-shirt that announces that, yes, you're a smug, arrogant asshole who doesn't care who you might infect:




and here's the province of Alberta telling Ezra to suck eggs because it doesn't work that way in Alberta:




so if you just spent $37 on a crappy, worthless t-shirt, well, as the kids say, sucks to be you.

BONUS TRACK: There's a delicious irony in the scientific illiterates at Rebel News howling about the uselessness and unconstitutionality of masks, even as they fleece the rubes for a cool $25 for just such a piece of cloth:




As P.T. Barnum once said, there's a sucker born every minute and, these days, most of them live in Alberta.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not to mention the fact that the Rebel "store" is selling "I Am EXEMPT" buttons, while piously complaining that some retailers didn't seem to be taking exemptions seriously.

I LOVE their "store", well worth a visit. Dozens of Juvenile jokes-du-jour badly photo shopped over the same photograph of cheap t-shirts and coffee cups.

Anonymous said...

I'm so fucking tired of whiny Albertans bitching about how tough things are financially because of Justin Trudeau while they have the money to donate to Rebel News and buy $37 t-shirts and $23 coffee mugs. Fuck those people.

Anonymous said...

Interesting - no "Daily Rebel" today, and no announcement or explanation.