Monday, May 03, 2021

That's what your inside voice is for.

Sure, the GOP is currently exploding amidst allegations of widespread sexual misconduct and sex trafficking, but the good folks at Rebel News recognize the real problem with American democracy: Muslims in Congress.

It used to be that you expressed that kind of ugly, rancid bigotry quietly, in hushed tones ... not anymore, apparently, as subtlety would appear to be lost on the numerous members of "Rebel Nation", who need to be told directly and in a loud voice, "Muslims suck!"

They're not even pretending anymore, are they?

BONUS TRACK: I would be remiss in not pointing out that, even as Ezra shrieks hysterically about the evil that is Muslims in Congress, this is the entirety of the search throughout Rebel News for any mention of apparent sex trafficker and GOP congressman Matt Gaetz as of this morning, May 3, 2021:

That is, not a single mention of what would be wall-to-wall, 24/7 Rebel News coverage if Gaetz were a Democrat.

Rebel News: "We will never, ever, ever, ever give you both sides of the story."

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