Dear Adam: Dogged reporting would be nice, yes.

Here's Rebel News cub reporter and failed high school yearbook editor Adam Soos sanctimoniously lecturing the rest of us on the critical need for "dogged reporting":

Ironically, here's Adam from only days ago, assuring everyone that none of all that "Fight the Fines" slush was flowing directly to Rebel News:

an assurance seemingly contradicted by the actual evidence:

Um, where were we? Oh, right ... Adam was impressing upon us the need for dogged reporting.

Carry on, Adam. You're doing fine.