Blogging Tory "Hunter" serves up a dollop of "Friday Night Funnies" a couple days ago with some knee-slapping hilarity:
ATLANTA AIRPORT -
You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Some of you will enjoy this more than others.. Southerners can be so polite!
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."
Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE.. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."
Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- "
Ha ha! Oh man, that is wicked hilarious, killing two planeloads of brown people. Tune into "Hunter" again next week when she disses feminists for their lack of compassion. Really. She's seriously going to do that.
This has been an early Monday morning "dining room table" moment.
BONUS TRACK: I have no idea where to start with the dumbassitude here. The racism, the cowardice or the historical revisionism? It's a tough call, isn't it?
Is Stephen Taylor proud yet?
I see she has moved on from Mexican jokes! I suggested she try some Jewish jokes, because Bernie Farber has such a wicked sense of humour. Unfortunately, she never took the challenge...
Apparently you're the bad guy for pointing out she's a dumb assed racist. Go figure.
Did Huntsy invent a new sockpuppet troll to compensate for the one's she banished from the "Conservative light"? Somebody named "uberliberal" who spells "Canadian" like a Poopy Pants Dining Room Table Blogging Tory?
Shame on you Huntsy! Shame on you!
And all this during Ramadan...
As regards the bonus track -
Huntsy just can't decide who's pulling the strings. On the one hand - her little blog is all about her and her personal opinion. On the other hand - Climbing Out of the Dark is emblematic of the collective conservative "message" under constant threat of lefty laughter.
"THIS IS A PERSONAL BLOG, and MY opinions are MINE. You can agree or disagree with what I say, but because of bad behaviour the lefties now have no say. Recently I have had to go on full moderation because those lefty trolls just wanted to disrupt my blog, they had nothing useful to say, except HAHAHAHAHAHA. ."
"So, the lefties try very hard to disrupt OUR MESSAGES. If they dislike something, they will call you a racist. This happened just about daily on my blog, until I was forced to go to comment moderation. That was their goal, to shut me down, to stop my voice. IT IS NOT JUST ME, IT IS EVERY CONSERVATIVE BLOGGER WHO STANDS UP FOR OUR PRINCIPLES THAT THEY HIT.
Pull the strings , Huntsy! Pull the strings!
Have you noticed the amount of comments over there these days? Close to nada...HA!
She's always got Jabba the Roy to chime in with "Great post! You're absolutely right." That's all "Hunter" wants to hear in any case.
She's a pitiable simpleton.
That's all "Hunter" wants to hear in any case.
We should all do the same.
It would be fun to see her break her own promise not to post comments from certain folks. Plus watching "East of Iqualuit" greeting them with his insipid fake warmth.
I think uber liberal is a genuine commenter and not some Hunter invention.
This from an April 22 discussion concerning Conservative policy towards Quebec at “Dust My Broom” :
“uber liberal said:
I can't wait for the Conservatives to lose the next election. You won't help the CBC or start a national daycare and that's just wrong! There are too many rich Cons out there not paying their fair share of taxes. The Cons - the party of rich, white men!! “
And I’m sure I’ve seen the name crop up occasionally in other discussions.
I think you are giving Hunter too much credit to suggest she would ban critical or dissenting views and then go out of her way to create such a persona to offer critical views and debate on her site .
No, she saves her "creativity" for those dreadful videos she posts that are filled with her asinine commentary, thereby rendering them completely useless to all but the most brainwashed mouthbreathers.
hmm. on the al franken blog, a troll showed up calling himself "leftwinger" (red flags went up the very instant i saw that oh-too-obvious moniker). he posted a couple of innocuous comments, then couldn't contain himself any longer and went on to demonstrate how very little resemblance he held to a genuine left winger.
hunter's just kooky enough to try a similar tactic. if not hunter, then one of her pals, with huntsie in on the gag.
wv = "stoniz". fo' shiz.
huckster's certainly put out a lot of bait, claiming people are commenting there without proving it by publishing them. Doesn't even seem to be able to publish the site meter stats that claim "CC's bots" are visiting.
The bait's getting pretty old and you get a waft of the smell of it on the same wind that blows the tumbleweeds through there now.
She won't last long with this moderation thing.
Hey Dupmar, check out the comments of someone named uber liberal in this thread. Call me crazy, but I think UBLIB is a little facetious in a dining room table sorta way.
yep. parody troll.
Yep. Attempting another mutation of Poe's Law.
I said attempting.
Anyway Huntsy is back in graphic slasher mode, not seen since the day when the stupid lefty trolls said too many HAHAHAHAHAHAS
That would be a great name for a sock puppet, Kevron - "Parody Troll".
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