And here's where we juxtapose ...

According to the world, we have really, really screwed the pooch on this.

In other news, Stephen the Corpulent would like you to know how terribly, terribly disappointed he is in other people.

Curiously, nothing is ever this government's fault. Have you noticed that? I've noticed that.

BONUS TRACK: Apparently, we've just been unreasonable all this time. Who knew?