OH, NOEZ!!

You can't sneak anything past Boy Detective Steve Janke. I guess we won't be seeing those CBC "Holy shit, but the Conservatives are fucking retards!" headlines any time soon, then.

P.S. For the sake of journalistic humour everywhere, we can only pray that the Ejankulator never runs out of "emotional-laden" headlines. Then we'd have to go back to reading people who actually know how to write. And that would suck.