Saturday, June 28, 2008

Awwwwwwwwwww, isn’t that sweet?

If, you know, by sweet, I actually mean terrifying. Bet you’re all wide awake now.

And furthermore. Is it just me or does anyone else find it kind of sad and pathetic that Five Feet of Not-So Blushing Bride™ can’t even post a wedding picture without yet another gratuitous claim of martyrdom? I don’t think it’s just me.

H/T to someone sweet who emailed this to me.


Frank Frink said...

Lurrrrv the 70's porn 'stache.

Well.... no, not really but why am I not the least bit surprised.

Dr.Dawg said...

I think it's rather a nice picture, actually.

LuLu said...

Doc, you might be amazed to hear that I think Five Feet looks almost pleasant in this shot but ... and you knew there was a "but" coming ... my problem is with her incessant "woe is me", delusional persecution complex.

Why couldn't she just post the pic and leave it at that?

Ti-Guy said...

It's the narcissism that gets me. As if we're bugged that she got married.

Oh, no, oh squatty one. We're just laughing at you. What bugs us is your hideouus racism, your appalling mediocrity and your lifelong burden on the welfare state.

Dress doesn't look as bad as I thought it would. I thought it would look like a Glad Bag.

Dr.Dawg said...

Why couldn't she just post the pic and leave it at that?

Point taken.

Rev.Paperboy said...

On the plus side, they are probably too old to have kids.

Romantic Heretic said...

God! Let's hope so.

Although it would be amusing to see them handle said kids teen years when the kids go communist just to piss their parents off. *evil grin*